Well that's a relief.

He’s been contacting lawyers, but no one wants to touch it.  They all blew him off.

Yep. They're saying, you got yourself into this hole, you can pull yourself out.

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My fellow southpaw Mark Brunell will probably always be my favorite Jaguar.

He’s been contacting lawyers, but no one wants to touch it.  They all blew him off.

Yep. They're saying, you got yourself into this hole, you can pull yourself out.

No, Mikesez.  They didn’t say that.  That’s just gross.  I can’t believe you’re trying to make light of this with needless sexual innuendos.   Smh.  

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But don’t worry, the charges won’t stick.  He’ll get off. Your classic meet and beat, meat and beat, beat’n meat  meet and greet gone bad.

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Wasn't he sitting at a desk?  He was probably just looking for something in his drawers.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Maybe he thought it was one of those 1-900 Numbers...........

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I know it's hard, but he really has to get a hold of himself.

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Maybe he thought it was one of those 1-900 Numbers...........

Are those still around?! Wait, don't answer that. High school girlfriend said if the whole college thing didn't work out, phone lines like that would be her fallback option. Good times...

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My fellow southpaw Mark Brunell will probably always be my favorite Jaguar.

A stroke of bad luck indeed, but this will blow over eventually.  Dude will say it was due to friction in his personal life, but he now has a grip on what is important to him and will accept whatever punishment is handed down.  He'll come back more salty than ever.

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"We believe in victory!"   - Gus Bradley
"I don't want to believe.  I want to know."   - Carl Sagan

A stroke of bad luck indeed, but this will blow over eventually.  Dude will say it was due to friction in his personal life, but he now has a grip on what is important to him and will accept whatever punishment is handed down.  He'll come back more salty than ever.

Nice toss off of puns.

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A stroke of bad luck indeed, but this will blow over eventually.  Dude will say it was due to friction in his personal life, but he now has a grip on what is important to him and will accept whatever punishment is handed down.  He'll come back more salty than ever.

Salty? ... I don't get it.

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Looking to troll? Don't bother, we supply our own.

 

 

Meaning he’s laying low now for obvious reasons but later on he’ll regain his moxie and be back on the warpath with the rest of his CNN (Caught Nutting Network) brethren.

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"We believe in victory!"   - Gus Bradley
"I don't want to believe.  I want to know."   - Carl Sagan

They found out who was on the other end of the second Zoom call. I’d post a link, but it also has the video. Fairly graphic. But The person on the other end was Mikesez’s mom and a ...”handful”...of ping pong balls.

Am I doing this right Mike?

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They found out who was on the other end of the second Zoom call.  I’d post a link, but it also has the video.  Fairly graphic.  But The person on the other end was Mikesez’s mom and a ...”handful”...of ping pong balls.

Am I doing this right Mike?

Close though! The windup was a little too long!

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My fellow southpaw Mark Brunell will probably always be my favorite Jaguar.

They found out who was on the other end of the second Zoom call.  I’d post a link, but it also has the video.  Fairly graphic.  But The person on the other end was Mikesez’s mom and a ...”handful”...of ping pong balls.

Am I doing this right Mike?

Close though! The windup was a little too long!

Lmbo.  Omg,  geez.  I’m sooo sorry.  Lol.  I knew I was doing a “your mom” joke.  I got that down.  That wasn’t in question.  Silly me, I meant to attach a picture.  I have a long lasting problem of not being able to post a pic.  It was a selfie.  I thought I got it right this time.  I was wondering if the position your mom and I were in at the time was one she liked or not.  So disregard.  We’re past that.  

Off topic, what do you think of the name “Andrew” for a boy?  Or “Savannah” for a girl?

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Close though! The windup was a little too long!

Lmbo.  Omg,  geez.  I’m sooo sorry.  Lol.  I knew I was doing a “your mom” joke.  I got that down.  That wasn’t in question.  Silly me, I meant to attach a picture.  I have a long lasting problem of not being able to post a pic.  It was a selfie.  I thought I got it right this time.  I was wondering if the position your mom and I were in at the time was one she liked or not.  So disregard.  We’re past that.  

Off topic, what do you think of the name “Andrew” for a boy?  Or “Savannah” for a girl?

Those are both nice names!
Are you adopting? Because my mom hasn't had a uterus for going on two decades.

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My fellow southpaw Mark Brunell will probably always be my favorite Jaguar.

Lmbo.  Omg,  geez.  I’m sooo sorry.  Lol.  I knew I was doing a “your mom” joke.  I got that down.  That wasn’t in question.  Silly me, I meant to attach a picture.  I have a long lasting problem of not being able to post a pic.  It was a selfie.  I thought I got it right this time.  I was wondering if the position your mom and I were in at the time was one she liked or not.  So disregard.  We’re past that.  

Off topic, what do you think of the name “Andrew” for a boy?  Or “Savannah” for a girl?

Those are both nice names!
Are you adopting? Because my mom hasn't had a uterus for going on two decades.

Whew!   That’s a relief.  Thanks!   I was getting a bit scared.  Besides, I didn’t really want to make an honest woman out of her anyways.    Sure, she can cook.  But I would SO TOTALLY treat you like the stereotypical step child.  And I just want to be nice to you.

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I suppose what I’m getting at is the “your mom” jokes are well, a bit too 90’s. Idk what made you stoop to that level. Just trying to point out it’s dumb. ....AND I can do it better. But by all means, if you want to play along, I’ll hang with ya.

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Close though! The windup was a little too long!

Lmbo.  Omg,  geez.  I’m sooo sorry.  Lol.  I knew I was doing a “your mom” joke.  I got that down.  That wasn’t in question.  Silly me, I meant to attach a picture.  I have a long lasting problem of not being able to post a pic.  It was a selfie.  I thought I got it right this time.  I was wondering if the position your mom and I were in at the time was one she liked or not.  So disregard.  We’re past that.  

Off topic, what do you think of the name “Andrew” for a boy?  Or “Savannah” for a girl?

That poor child!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Lmbo.  Omg,  geez.  I’m sooo sorry.  Lol.  I knew I was doing a “your mom” joke.  I got that down.  That wasn’t in question.  Silly me, I meant to attach a picture.  I have a long lasting problem of not being able to post a pic.  It was a selfie.  I thought I got it right this time.  I was wondering if the position your mom and I were in at the time was one she liked or not.  So disregard.  We’re past that.  

Off topic, what do you think of the name “Andrew” for a boy?  Or “Savannah” for a girl?

That poor child!

Which one? Andrew or Savannah?

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My fellow southpaw Mark Brunell will probably always be my favorite Jaguar.