That's nice.

You're behaving like a defeated man.  I hate to see that... I prefer a formidable adversary rather than just kicking a puppy.  Sad times.  Sorry Slaps.  Hope you feel better soon.

Lol, you think you're kicking me? You're just another buffoon with an overinflated sense of self worth there "coach." All hat, no cattle; running out to scalp the corpses long after the fight is over. Of course you couldn't be bothered to show up here a few weeks back to bless us with your hilarity, guess you were scared to let us know how brilliant you are before the election was over; but hey, yella is yella, and you my friend glow like the stream of cow piss you are. And I'm fine, I was responding to you earlier from my phone while I was downloading some of your opinions to the porcelain god. Turns out your drivel is good for the constitution, it's cardboard-like content is good to keep a man regular. So, carry on. Spike that ball good and hard. It's not everyday we get to watch an unprincipled, spineless, bandwagon-jumping buffoon run on the field after the clock strikes zero and strut around like his contribution meant everything. You're good for a laugh or two.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

You're behaving like a defeated man.  I hate to see that... I prefer a formidable adversary rather than just kicking a puppy.  Sad times.  Sorry Slaps.  Hope you feel better soon.

Lol, you think you're kicking me? You're just another buffoon with an overinflated sense of self worth there "coach." All hat, no cattle; running out to scalp the corpses long after the fight is over. Of course you couldn't be bothered to show up here a few weeks back to bless us with your hilarity, guess you were scared to let us know how brilliant you are before the election was over; but hey, yella is yella, and you my friend glow like the stream of cow piss you are. And I'm fine, I was responding to you earlier from my phone while I was downloading some of your opinions to the porcelain god. Turns out your drivel is good for the constitution, it's cardboard-like content is good to keep a man regular. So, carry on. Spike that ball good and hard. It's not everyday we get to watch an unprincipled, spineless, bandwagon-jumping buffoon run on the field after the clock strikes zero and strut around like his contribution meant everything. You're good for a laugh or two.

AWWWW.... I think we are starting to become friends!  And here, all this time, I was getting the impression you didn't like me.  Thanks, Slappy!

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This is a results-oriented business.  There are no trophies or titles given for "moral victories" or for "winning the draft".  Our record with DC is 37-86.  6-10 is our 2nd best season in 8 years of Caldwell leadership.  These are the FACTS.

Lol, you think you're kicking me? You're just another buffoon with an overinflated sense of self worth there "coach." All hat, no cattle; running out to scalp the corpses long after the fight is over. Of course you couldn't be bothered to show up here a few weeks back to bless us with your hilarity, guess you were scared to let us know how brilliant you are before the election was over; but hey, yella is yella, and you my friend glow like the stream of cow piss you are. And I'm fine, I was responding to you earlier from my phone while I was downloading some of your opinions to the porcelain god. Turns out your drivel is good for the constitution, it's cardboard-like content is good to keep a man regular. So, carry on. Spike that ball good and hard. It's not everyday we get to watch an unprincipled, spineless, bandwagon-jumping buffoon run on the field after the clock strikes zero and strut around like his contribution meant everything. You're good for a laugh or two.

AWWWW.... I think we are starting to become friends!  And here, all this time, I was getting the impression you didn't like me.  Thanks, Slappy!

Oh I like you fine. You think highly of yourself which is not unusual for this crowd, but you (or your troll persona really) thinks too highly of yourself which is entertaining. In real life you probably lack confidence and deal with your social awkwardness by letting women or effeminate men like Mikesez dominate you, though not to the level of diaper changing and pacifiers like Mikesez gets from his Dommy Mommy. You just act the macho fool here as the catharsis for your lack of masculinity IRL. It's ok, this is a safe place for you to just let all that pent up frustration go, we don't judge. Well...I don't anyway, the others might. I just know that we all have our issues and sometimes a nameless and faceless message board is the glory hole a guy like you needs to feel better about himself. Fortunately Mikesez is here to gargle your...emissions so that you'll keep pressing his Rep button, so I guess you'll both get something out of the relationship.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

AWWWW.... I think we are starting to become friends!  And here, all this time, I was getting the impression you didn't like me.  Thanks, Slappy!

Oh I like you fine. You think highly of yourself which is not unusual for this crowd, but you (or your troll persona really) thinks too highly of yourself which is entertaining. In real life you probably lack confidence and deal with your social awkwardness by letting women or effeminate men like Mikesez dominate you, though not to the level of diaper changing and pacifiers like Mikesez gets from his Dommy Mommy. You just act the macho fool here as the catharsis for your lack of masculinity IRL. It's ok, this is a safe place for you to just let all that pent up frustration go, we don't judge. Well...I don't anyway, the others might. I just know that we all have our issues and sometimes a nameless and faceless message board is the glory hole a guy like you needs to feel better about himself. Fortunately Mikesez is here to gargle your...emissions so that you'll keep pressing his Rep button, so I guess you'll both get something out of the relationship.

The diapers were YOUR idea.  I did that for you! You thought it did something for me?  Ugh... Just when I think we are making progress...

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My fellow southpaw Mark Brunell will probably always be my favorite Jaguar.

Oh I like you fine. You think highly of yourself which is not unusual for this crowd, but you (or your troll persona really) thinks too highly of yourself which is entertaining. In real life you probably lack confidence and deal with your social awkwardness by letting women or effeminate men like Mikesez dominate you, though not to the level of diaper changing and pacifiers like Mikesez gets from his Dommy Mommy. You just act the macho fool here as the catharsis for your lack of masculinity IRL. It's ok, this is a safe place for you to just let all that pent up frustration go, we don't judge. Well...I don't anyway, the others might. I just know that we all have our issues and sometimes a nameless and faceless message board is the glory hole a guy like you needs to feel better about himself. Fortunately Mikesez is here to gargle your...emissions so that you'll keep pressing his Rep button, so I guess you'll both get something out of the relationship.

The diapers were YOUR idea.  I did that for you! You thought it did something for me?  Ugh... Just when I think we are making progress...

Did I say you were permitted to talk? Now shut up or you get the ball gag again.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

The diapers were YOUR idea.  I did that for you! You thought it did something for me?  Ugh... Just when I think we are making progress...

Did I say you were permitted to talk? Now shut up or you get the ball gag again.

The ball gag is in, buddy. We never did find a smart phone thumb restraint during our last Fairvilla run... I'll put it on the list for next time.

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My fellow southpaw Mark Brunell will probably always be my favorite Jaguar.

Did I say you were permitted to talk? Now shut up or you get the ball gag again.

The ball gag is in, buddy. We never did find a smart phone thumb restraint during our last Fairvilla run... I'll put it on the list for next time.

You know damn well the gag is only a prop, a good sub doesn't need it to coerce obedience to the command. Now, back to the cage, we clearly have more work to do on you.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

AWWWW.... I think we are starting to become friends!  And here, all this time, I was getting the impression you didn't like me.  Thanks, Slappy!

Oh I like you fine. You think highly of yourself which is not unusual for this crowd, but you (or your troll persona really) thinks too highly of yourself which is entertaining. In real life you probably lack confidence and deal with your social awkwardness by letting women or effeminate men like Mikesez dominate you, though not to the level of diaper changing and pacifiers like Mikesez gets from his Dommy Mommy. You just act the macho fool here as the catharsis for your lack of masculinity IRL. It's ok, this is a safe place for you to just let all that pent up frustration go, we don't judge. Well...I don't anyway, the others might. I just know that we all have our issues and sometimes a nameless and faceless message board is the glory hole a guy like you needs to feel better about himself. Fortunately Mikesez is here to gargle your...emissions so that you'll keep pressing his Rep button, so I guess you'll both get something out of the relationship.

Wow.   You're an angry little guy, aren't you Slaps?   I had no idea I was pushing your buttons to this degree for you to go off on this kind of tirade.  Sorry little buddy.

Just a note though:  that "thou doth protest too much" line seems to apply to you quite often.  Because your angry soliloquy here sounds, well... kind of "judgey".  You know what I mean, Slappy?  So when you say "I don't care" or "I don't judge"... your words clearly indicate that you do.  I think you wish you didn't care, or didn't judge... but the evidence strongly suggests otherwise.  Just my humble opinion.  

Take a few deep breathes and I hope you feel better little buddy!  

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This is a results-oriented business.  There are no trophies or titles given for "moral victories" or for "winning the draft".  Our record with DC is 37-86.  6-10 is our 2nd best season in 8 years of Caldwell leadership.  These are the FACTS.

I have heard if you stop feeding stray cats, they will find another house.

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I have heard if you stop feeding stray cats, they will find another house.

You not talking to me anymore either old man?  How are those ground-breaking election court cases treating you? Did Sidney "release the kracken" yet?

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This is a results-oriented business.  There are no trophies or titles given for "moral victories" or for "winning the draft".  Our record with DC is 37-86.  6-10 is our 2nd best season in 8 years of Caldwell leadership.  These are the FACTS.

Oh I like you fine. You think highly of yourself which is not unusual for this crowd, but you (or your troll persona really) thinks too highly of yourself which is entertaining. In real life you probably lack confidence and deal with your social awkwardness by letting women or effeminate men like Mikesez dominate you, though not to the level of diaper changing and pacifiers like Mikesez gets from his Dommy Mommy. You just act the macho fool here as the catharsis for your lack of masculinity IRL. It's ok, this is a safe place for you to just let all that pent up frustration go, we don't judge. Well...I don't anyway, the others might. I just know that we all have our issues and sometimes a nameless and faceless message board is the glory hole a guy like you needs to feel better about himself. Fortunately Mikesez is here to gargle your...emissions so that you'll keep pressing his Rep button, so I guess you'll both get something out of the relationship.

Wow.   You're an angry little guy, aren't you Slaps?   I had no idea I was pushing your buttons to this degree for you to go off on this kind of tirade.  Sorry little buddy.

Just a note though:  that "thou doth protest too much" line seems to apply to you quite often.  Because your angry soliloquy here sounds, well... kind of "judgey".  You know what I mean, Slappy?  So when you say "I don't care" or "I don't judge"... your words clearly indicate that you do.  I think you wish you didn't care, or didn't judge... but the evidence strongly suggests otherwise.  Just my humble opinion.  

Take a few deep breathes and I hope you feel better little buddy!  

Awww, what's wrong big man? A few little words and you suddenly clam up? No balls for the fight I guess, you really are all hot air. BTW, if you'd like to go for a beer I live in Neptune Beach. Hell, we might be neighbors. Anytime you'd like to head up or down the beach to a watering hole we can surely down a pint or two.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Wow.   You're an angry little guy, aren't you Slaps?   I had no idea I was pushing your buttons to this degree for you to go off on this kind of tirade.  Sorry little buddy.

Just a note though:  that "thou doth protest too much" line seems to apply to you quite often.  Because your angry soliloquy here sounds, well... kind of "judgey".  You know what I mean, Slappy?  So when you say "I don't care" or "I don't judge"... your words clearly indicate that you do.  I think you wish you didn't care, or didn't judge... but the evidence strongly suggests otherwise.  Just my humble opinion.  

Take a few deep breathes and I hope you feel better little buddy!  

Awww, what's wrong big man? A few little words and you suddenly clam up? No balls for the fight I guess, you really are all hot air. BTW, if you'd like to go for a beer I live in Neptune Beach. Hell, we might be neighbors. Anytime you'd like to head up or down the beach to a watering hole we can surely down a pint or two.

Fight?  I thought we were friends?!?!  I'd love to go for a beer with you little buddy!  Just let me know, Slaps!

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This is a results-oriented business.  There are no trophies or titles given for "moral victories" or for "winning the draft".  Our record with DC is 37-86.  6-10 is our 2nd best season in 8 years of Caldwell leadership.  These are the FACTS.

Awww, what's wrong big man? A few little words and you suddenly clam up? No balls for the fight I guess, you really are all hot air. BTW, if you'd like to go for a beer I live in Neptune Beach. Hell, we might be neighbors. Anytime you'd like to head up or down the beach to a watering hole we can surely down a pint or two.

Fight?  I thought we were friends?!?!  I'd love to go for a beer with you little buddy!  Just let me know, Slaps!

Ok, tomorrow night. Do you prefer Atlantic or Beach?

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Fight?  I thought we were friends?!?!  I'd love to go for a beer with you little buddy!  Just let me know, Slaps!

Ok, tomorrow night. Do you prefer Atlantic or Beach?

I'm in Texas until Xmas brother.  I'll be back in town by Dec. 22nd though!

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This is a results-oriented business.  There are no trophies or titles given for "moral victories" or for "winning the draft".  Our record with DC is 37-86.  6-10 is our 2nd best season in 8 years of Caldwell leadership.  These are the FACTS.

Ok, tomorrow night. Do you prefer Atlantic or Beach?

I'm in Texas until Xmas brother.  I'll be back in town by Dec. 22nd though!

Oh.

Ooooooohhhhhh.......

That's kind of funny, I'm flytng to Texas on 12/23 to spend Christmas with my wife's family. Maybe after the New Year when things slow back down!

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

I'm in Texas until Xmas brother.  I'll be back in town by Dec. 22nd though!

Oh.

Ooooooohhhhhh.......

I really can't tell... are you trying to be an internet tough-guy right now Slaps?!?!



"But I really don't care" LMAO

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This is a results-oriented business.  There are no trophies or titles given for "moral victories" or for "winning the draft".  Our record with DC is 37-86.  6-10 is our 2nd best season in 8 years of Caldwell leadership.  These are the FACTS.

Oh.

Ooooooohhhhhh.......

I really can't tell... are you trying to be an internet tough-guy right now Slaps?!?!



"But I really don't care"  LMAO

Not at all, I thought you might be interested. You seem like the sporting type and your name fits my 'hood. But if you're not available then I understand, we can do it in a few weeks when you find your way back.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

I really can't tell... are you trying to be an internet tough-guy right now Slaps?!?!



"But I really don't care"  LMAO

Not at all, I thought you might be interested. You seem like the sporting type and your name fits my 'hood. But if you're not available then I understand, we can do it in a few weeks when you find your way back.

Sounds good!  I look forward to it! See? We are becoming friends already!

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This is a results-oriented business.  There are no trophies or titles given for "moral victories" or for "winning the draft".  Our record with DC is 37-86.  6-10 is our 2nd best season in 8 years of Caldwell leadership.  These are the FACTS.

Is there a hot dog cart in Neptune Beach?

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I'll show up to that, but if he says slappy in real life conversation, I'm throwing down.

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