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jtmoney · 02-23-2014, 04:09 PM

My 4 week old son shot projectile poop 3 feet across the room on his bedroom wall. Not just like a single piece or anything, but hit two different walls and took multiple wipes to clean. I'm a little late to this thread so this seemed like an appropriate first post.

manpurse · 02-23-2014, 04:18 PM

Sidlanes Boards Foram boasts a sprightly array of engaging conversation on this, surely(?) the celebratory eve of our gushing conversational indifference.

So I offer a finical paradox of waffling self-indulgence; once you find lexical Waldo, you may be loosed -- or accosted, depending on either the analogous or the antipathetic nature of detective upon dissembler propinquity.

*hint* a glimmering bandersnatch is destined to bear the mark of a discounted overpass, by way of shapes and shades and codes of Morse; lest he be charmed, swindled, or altogether subverted by some equal in stature of stringent stilts amid the disreputably articulated morass of profound, hollow ambiguity in a disordered prophet's state of utter bedlam.

Immaterial, you say? Pshh, hurt people's feelings much? WAIT WHAT WHERE????

"I'll die young, but it's like kissing God."

**Bchbunnie4** · 02-23-2014, 04:44 PM

Quote:My 4 week old son shot projectile poop 3 feet across the room on his bedroom wall. Not just like a single piece or anything, but hit two different walls and took multiple wipes to clean. I'm a little late to this thread so this seemed like an appropriate first post.

Was he wearing a diaper...and have you thought about consulting a priest??? :blink:

What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

homebiscuit · 02-23-2014, 06:10 PM

Quote:Was he wearing a diaper...and have you thought about consulting a priest??? :blink:

I laffed. :yes:

**NYC4jags** · 02-23-2014, 06:18 PM

Quote:My 4 week old son shot projectile poop 3 feet across the room on his bedroom wall. Not just like a single piece or anything, but hit two different walls and took multiple wipes to clean. I'm a little late to this thread so this seemed like an appropriate first post.

Well congrats on the new Mini-money. Now, you may need to reconsider what you are feeding him.... or call the priest.

The Drifter · 02-23-2014, 06:19 PM

Yeah, 4 weeks is a little young for Bean burritos

**Bchbunnie4** · 02-23-2014, 07:24 PM

I walked into the room and found my cat sitting in front of the tv watching a basketball game...

What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

The Drifter · 02-23-2014, 07:32 PM

Cat has No Taste in sports.........

Daytona was today

**Bchbunnie4** · 02-23-2014, 07:35 PM

Quote:Cat has No Taste in sports.........

Daytona was today

Driving around in a circle is not a sport....my grandma did that when the lever on her hover round got stuck!!!

What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

The Drifter · 02-23-2014, 07:40 PM

Quote:Driving around in a circle is not a sport....

Says You! :yucky:

jtmoney · 02-23-2014, 07:55 PM

Quote:Was he wearing a diaper...and have you thought about consulting a priest??? :blink:

Lol. Well, this was in mid change. Quite the surprise.

jtmoney · 02-23-2014, 07:57 PM

Quote:Well congrats on the new Mini-money. Now, you may need to reconsider what you are feeding him.... or call the priest.

Wife cut out dairy and citrus. Kid is a pooping and farting machine. I think you are right, need to consult a priest.

jtmoney · 02-23-2014, 07:58 PM

Quote:Well congrats on the new Mini-money. Now, you may need to reconsider what you are feeding him.... or call the priest.

Wife cut out dairy and citrus. Kid is a pooping and farting machine. I think you are right, need to consult a priest.

**Senor Fantastico** · 02-23-2014, 08:23 PM

Quote:My 4 week old son shot projectile poop 3 feet across the room on his bedroom wall. Not just like a single piece or anything, but hit two different walls and took multiple wipes to clean. I'm a little late to this thread so this seemed like an appropriate first post.

That's bad, but I have an 18 month old nephew that likes to reach into his diaper after pooping. Then he applies "war paint", so it could be worse!

Sammy · 02-23-2014, 08:55 PM

With a three day diet of prunes, along with years of practice, I can hit the ceiling fan.

The .... hit the fan. Smile

**Bchbunnie4** · 02-23-2014, 09:03 PM

Quote:With a three day diet of prunes, along with years of practice, I can hit the ceiling fan.

The .... hit the fan.

That's disturbing...very disturbing!! :blink:

What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

**NYC4jags** · 02-23-2014, 09:09 PM

Quote:That's bad, but I have an 18 month old nephew that likes to reach into his diaper after pooping. Then he applies "war paint", so it could be worse!

Deffo - call the priest. "The power of Christ compels poo -- errr - you." :teehee:

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homebiscuit · 02-23-2014, 11:53 PM

'Piers Morgan Live' coming to an end, CNN says

Thank God. I can't stand that sniffy insufferable twit.

**Bchbunnie4** · 02-23-2014, 11:58 PM

Quote:<a class="bbc_url" href='http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/02/23/piers-morgan-live-coming-to-end-cnn-says/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+foxnews%2Fmost-popular+(Internal+-+Most+Popular+Content)'>'Piers Morgan Live' coming to an end, CNN says</a>

Thank God. I can't stand that sniffy insufferable twit.

Are you still out galavanting around the world?

What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

**NYC4jags** · 02-23-2014, 11:59 PM

Quote:'Piers Morgan Live' coming to an end, CNN says

Thank God. I can't stand that sniffy insufferable twit.

Ugh. Never liked that guy. Had to give up on CNN last year actually. Too much "infotainment" while the real news takes a back seat.

I tend to get most news online via Reuters, PBS, BBC, etc these days.