I'll take a virgin daiquiri.

I got to your daiquiri. It's not a virgin anymore.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

I'll take a virgin daiquiri.

I'll get one of those for my 13 year old niece as well. Thanks

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So, I was opening up some mail and I got the worst paper cut. God it sucked. And I just got done watching Swimming With Sharks (again).

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They say the average person passes gas 14 times a day, I've done broke that in the last 5 minutes :whistling: :teehee:

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They say the average person passes gas 14 times a day, I've done broke that in the last 5 minutes :whistling: :teehee:

 

Ha easy I break that before lunch!

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Welp we're under contract for a house out in putnam county, hopefully everything goes good with the under writer. If not we're going to have to find another rental next month can't stay here much longer.

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You would have better luck at getting a cheap rental if you stop blowing up the lake.

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My butt is numb.

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Okay, which one of you Mods got lip stick on your Burear end? We can all see the Elephant in the room … The Mad Dog is back, and suprefan32 is still nowhere to be found … don't think we all are as dumb as Rico, and Chooch.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some of us aren't even as smart as the Drifter.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You're a mod homebiscuit?

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Okay, which one of you Mods got lip stick on your Burear end? We can all see the Elephant in the room … The Mad Dog is back, and suprefan32 is still nowhere to be found … don't think we all are as dumb as Rico, and Chooch.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some of us aren't even as smart as the Drifter.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You're a mod homebiscuit?

 

Hah.  Nobody can be less smart than me.  I'm the best dum person here.

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I'll take a virgin daiquiri.

Are you a girl???

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Welp we're under contract for a house out in putnam county, hopefully everything goes good with the under writer. If not we're going to have to find another rental next month can't stay here much longer.

Is it the one you were telling us about that's in foreclosure?

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Man that sucks!!! I'm sorry to hear that your stuff got stolen! What happened?

Standard home burglary. Came in through a back window and grabbed anything of value they could find quickly.  I've just returned from the precinct where I updated the list of stolen goods.  

 

On the bright side - I'm headed out west tomorrow to a world class ski resort and a week of fun.  Should ease the sting a bit. 

 

tlb  -  They didn't get my vintage instruments.  Only a microphone and computer were missing from my music room.  Unfortunately there was quite a bit of irreplaceable intellectual property on the computer.  :turned:

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I got to your daiquiri. It's not a virgin anymore.

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I didn't look at the letter until I actual got back to my desk.  I must've had the Bugs Bunny eye's when I looked at it and said..um...holy poop.

 

It also said that I should be seeing my performance increase in April.

 


Congrats Rico. Does performance increase = salary?


 

 

tlb  -  They didn't get my vintage instruments.  Only a microphone and computer were missing from my music room.  Unfortunately there was quite a bit of irreplaceable intellectual property on the computer.  :turned:

Well that's at least one bright spot in an otherwise miserable experience. Sorry to hear about intellectual property though, that's terrible.

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I had someone steal my intellectual property once.  They've been institutionalized since.

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I had someone steal my intellectual property once.  They've been institutionalized since.

I would expect most people do go insane after viewing your "intellectual property".

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I would expect most people do go insane after viewing your "intellectual property".

 

Crayon drawings are legally protected.  Is that a problem?

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Man, my body clock is whack right now.  Let's all go drink some soju.

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Bowling in the Jacksonville City Tournament this morning. Bowled singles and doubles (six games) yesterday evening. Waiting to start the team event right now. Everything hurts. This first practice ball ain't gonna feel good.

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