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Haiku - revived!

  • Offline The Mad Dog
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#1
03-08-2014, 02:36 PM

It time to renew 

 

an old favorite, so bring

 

your contributions

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#2
03-08-2014, 02:46 PM

Haiku's can be fun 
But they don't always make sense 
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03-08-2014, 02:48 PM (This post was last modified: 03-08-2014, 02:49 PM by The Mad Dog.)

Quote: 

<div>Haiku's can be fun 
But they don't always make sense 
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Yes, thats been used lots

 

Perhaps you could create some

 

new material

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#4
03-08-2014, 02:59 PM

Haikus are stupid

Meaningless exercises

A waste of my time

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#5
03-08-2014, 03:00 PM

Haikus are idiotic

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#6
03-08-2014, 03:01 PM

Quote:Haikus are idiotic

Like Dutch soccer players are

They can't play football
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#7
03-08-2014, 03:19 PM

Congratulations!

Unsympathetically

Justifiable

I was wrong about Trent Baalke. 
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#8
03-08-2014, 03:22 PM

Quote:Haikus are idiotic
 

Not sure how something 

 

That takes creativity

 

is "idiotic"

 

Quote: 

 

Haikus are idiotic

Like Dutch soccer players are

They can't play football
 

 

much better :thumbsup: 
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#9
03-08-2014, 04:03 PM

A B C D E

 

F G H I J K L

 

 

M N O P Q

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#10
03-08-2014, 06:35 PM

Cowboy Barry smiles

 

Thanks to Mad Dog's unwelcome

 

Haiku revival

If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.
- Bob Marley

[Image: kiWL4mF.jpg]
 
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#11
03-08-2014, 07:19 PM

Quote:Cowboy Barry smiles

 

Thanks to Mad Dog's unwelcome

 

Haiku revival
 

 

Yeah, Cowboy Barry

 

Where in the hell has he been

 

He's missed around here
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#12
03-08-2014, 08:05 PM

I won't play any

 

Of your silly reindeer games

 

Find Barry yourself

If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.
- Bob Marley

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03-08-2014, 08:17 PM

Quote:I won't play any

 

Of your silly reindeer games

 

Find Barry yourself
 

Wow, that was rude-ness

 

what did I do to deserve

 

that snarky remark
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#14
03-08-2014, 08:28 PM

Sometimes it takes snark

 

To get my thoughts to fit the

 

Crazy haiku rules

If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.
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#15
03-08-2014, 08:32 PM

Quote:Sometimes it takes snark

 

To get my thoughts to fit the

 

Crazy haiku rules
 

you are difficult 

 

to decipher the intent

 

occasionally
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#16
03-08-2014, 09:18 PM

I am the very best

Better than all of the rest

Suck on it Trebek

60% of the time, It works Everytime...

[Image: BS5hg.jpg][Image: m5Lb.jpg][Image: 5YnyA.jpg][Image: U2VW7.jpg]

 
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#17
03-08-2014, 11:59 PM

Quote:I am the very best


Better than all of the rest

Suck on it Trebek
 

When penning haikus

 

The rules can not be ignored

 

If best is your goal.
If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.
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#18
03-09-2014, 01:18 AM

Quote:When penning haikus

 

The rules can not be ignored

 

If best is your goal.
Let me try that again....


Hey, I am the best

Better than all of the rest

Suck on it Trebek


very is a very bad word.
60% of the time, It works Everytime...

[Image: BS5hg.jpg][Image: m5Lb.jpg][Image: 5YnyA.jpg][Image: U2VW7.jpg]

 
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03-09-2014, 12:46 PM

Quote:Let me try that again....


Hey, I am the best

Better than all of the rest

Suck on it Trebek


very is a very bad word.
 

great S-N-L skit

 

I often go back and watch

 

Its hilarious
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#20
03-09-2014, 01:18 PM

Oh God please give us

 

The thing we are dreaming of

 

Franchise quarterback

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