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#301
10-01-2013, 02:27 PM

Quote:Makes me wanna buy sod :teehee:

Your not exactly the clientele I was going for. Sad sorry.
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#302
10-01-2013, 03:45 PM

Quote:Your not exactly the clientele I was going for. Sad sorry.


I have a friend from New Joisy who needs some small, um, rectangular areas of bare soil he needs covered ASAP. Think you could help him out?
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#303
10-01-2013, 05:14 PM

Quote:I have a friend from New Joisy who needs some small, um, rectangular areas of bare soil he needs covered ASAP. Think you could help him out?

This is turning out to be a bad idea. I'm just getting calls from dudes. Looks like I will have to sub out the work if that keeps up. What kind of "sod" is your "friend" ( your not fooling me) looking for? I can find a nice Peruvian sod if your into that kind.
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10-01-2013, 05:41 PM

I'm Hank Hill and I approve of this sod I tell you what.......

 

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10-01-2013, 07:15 PM

Samples, I am going to need samples.

 

Pre-rolled would save me some time.

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10-01-2013, 07:57 PM

Quote:This is turning out to be a bad idea. I'm just getting calls from dudes. Looks like I will have to sub out the work if that keeps up. What kind of "sod" is your "friend" ( your not fooling me) looking for? I can find a nice Peruvian sod if your into that kind.
 

He says genuine Sicilian...or else.
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10-02-2013, 07:53 AM

I had an idea for an invention to aid contractors in the removal of caulking around bathroom fixtures and windows. It operates along the same principles as a vacuum and I was going to call it the caulk sucker.


My wife didn't like the idea.
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10-02-2013, 10:34 AM

Quote:I had an idea for an invention to aid contractors in the removal of caulking around bathroom fixtures and windows. It operates along the same principles as a vacuum and I was going to call it the caulk sucker.

My wife didn't like the idea.




Probably cuz she knew she'dbeing the one still doing it... :whistling:
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10-02-2013, 12:22 PM

Quote:Probably cuz she knew she'dbeing the one still doing it... :whistling:
 

I thought once you got to "Wife Level" you stopped doing that...
I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!
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10-02-2013, 12:43 PM

Quote:I thought once you got to "Wife Level" you stopped doing that...
Well that's certainly my impression.


Or is that depression?
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10-02-2013, 05:43 PM

My, this thread has taken a turn for the worse....... :teehee:

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10-02-2013, 06:12 PM

Quote:My, this thread has taken a turn for the worse....... :teehee:
 

It's definitely going down.
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10-02-2013, 07:21 PM

Quote:I had an idea for an invention to aid contractors in the removal of caulking around bathroom fixtures and windows. It operates along the same principles as a vacuum and I was going to call it the caulk sucker.


My wife didn't like the idea.
 

 

Quote:Probably cuz she knew she'dbeing the one still doing it... :whistling:
 

 

Quote:I thought once you got to "Wife Level" you stopped doing that...
 

 

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10-02-2013, 09:12 PM

Quote:I thought once you got to "Wife Level" you stopped doing that...




Unless he's rich and there's an iron clad pre nup...then she wants to keep him happy!! :thumbsup:
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10-02-2013, 09:13 PM

Quote:It's definitely going down.




That's what she said....
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10-02-2013, 09:54 PM

Then she was doing it wrong...  :whistling: 

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10-02-2013, 10:54 PM

Quote:Then she was doing it wrong...  :whistling: 




Some people are slow learners.... :whistling:
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10-03-2013, 05:41 AM

Quote:I had an idea for an invention to aid contractors in the removal of caulking around bathroom fixtures and windows. It operates along the same principles as a vacuum and I was going to call it the caulk sucker.

My wife didn't like the idea.


I think our new businesses can merge. I see much potential.


I do have a question though. We recently have redone the floors rendering our vacuum almost useless as there is very little carpet left. So now we have this nice vacuum and nothing for it to suck. Do you offer adapters to convert my vacuum into one of these caulk devices?


Sounds like you picked a great wife. I'm happy for you that you got one that doesn't want to give up her responsibilities.
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10-03-2013, 08:04 AM

You would have to walk for seven hours straight to burn off a Super Sized Coke, fry and Big Mac.

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10-03-2013, 10:05 AM

Quote:You would have to walk for seven hours straight to burn off a Super Sized Coke, fry and Big Mac.




In those terms...it just isn't worth it, is it?? :no:
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