DF is going to be so jealous of us!

I'll get over it.

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This building sucks. I don't understand why it's so damn cold in here all the time. It's gotten to the point where I keep a hoodie stashed in my desk drawer.

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Hotdog with mustard, relish, onions, sauerkraut, mmmmmMMmmmm. Ketchup on a hotdog is a pure abomination. Blech!

 

I agree, putting ketchup on a hot dog is just an abomination. Doesn't make sense. 

 

Chili is fine, kraut, spicy mustard, onions, etc etc, all good......but plain old ketchup? No way, man!

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This building sucks. I don't understand why it's so damn cold in here all the time. It's gotten to the point where I keep a hoodie stashed in my desk drawer.

 

Maybe you should start a fire.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

I agree, putting ketchup on a hot dog is just an abomination. Doesn't make sense. 

 

Chili is fine, kraut, spicy mustard, onions, etc etc, all good......but plain old ketchup? No way, man!

I like ketchup on my dogs! I think kraut is nasty and I'm not a huge fan of mustard either.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I like ketchup on my dogs! I think kraut is nasty and I'm not a huge fan of mustard either.

 

Gross. 

 

Ketchup on hot dogs makes me cringe. 

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Gross. 

 

Ketchup on hot dogs makes me cringe.

I'm glad I have an effect on you!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Speaking of hot dogs...my sister in law freaked my family out the first time she came to a family cookout. The girl eats lettuce and tomatoes on her hot dogs!!! We are all standing around getting our food together and we notice what she's putting on her dogs and we pretty much all stop what we're doing to stare at her while she's getting her pups together! I've never seen such a thing in my life!! :yucky:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Maybe you should start a fire.

I just need to start drinking sooner.

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I just need to start drinking sooner.

 

The term 'start' implies that at some point you have stopped.

 

Why would you do that?!?!?!

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

Speaking of hot dogs...my sister in law freaked my family out the first time she came to a family cookout. The girl eats lettuce and tomatoes on her hot dogs!!! We are all standing around getting our food together and we notice what she's putting on her dogs and we pretty much all stop what we're doing to stare at her while she's getting her pups together! I've never seen such a thing in my life!! :yucky:

 

That's Chicago style.  Yummy.

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Speaking of hot dogs...my sister in law freaked my family out the first time she came to a family cookout. The girl eats lettuce and tomatoes on her hot dogs!!! We are all standing around getting our food together and we notice what she's putting on her dogs and we pretty much all stop what we're doing to stare at her while she's getting her pups together! I've never seen such a thing in my life!! :yucky:

 

Yeah, that doesn't seem like a good fit

 

I just need to start drinking sooner.

 

KInda hard to start any sooner than right after turning the alarm clock off.... :whistling: 

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That's Chicago style.  Yummy.

People in Chicago are yucky! :yucky:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

So I had a vasectomy on Friday.  To all those guys (and women, should have known...) who said the surgery (or as I was told "procedure") isn't a big deal you can all go freak yourselves.  

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So I had a vasectomy on Friday.  To all those guys (and women, should have known...) who said the surgery (or as I was told "procedure") isn't a big deal you can all go freak yourselves.  

 

Voluntarily letting someone go near your junk with a very sharp knife. I can honestly say you're a bigger man than I am.

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So I had a vasectomy on Friday.  To all those guys (and women, should have known...) who said the surgery (or as I was told "procedure") isn't a big deal you can all go freak yourselves.  

 

Why do people have this done?? It's not that difficult to use precautions if you are trying to avoid pregnancy.

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So I had a vasectomy on Friday.  To all those guys (and women, should have known...) who said the surgery (or as I was told "procedure") isn't a big deal you can all go freak yourselves.  

 

 

Voluntarily letting someone go near your junk with a very sharp knife. I can honestly say you're a bigger man than I am.

 

 

There was a guy in the Service with me had his done while out to sea.

 

Think about that for a minute; he let a guy who most likely finished closer to the bottom than the top of his medical school go near his junk with a knife while on a boat.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

Why do people have this done?? Its not that difficult to use precautions if you are trying to avoid pregnancy.

 

Well condoms suck and women shouldn't be on birth control for more then a certain amount of years.  Without being to descriptive, I used the method you use when you don't use a condom and had child number 1.  Just can't take the chance for child number 3.

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Voluntarily letting someone go near your junk with a very sharp knife. I can honestly say you're a bigger man than I am.

 

It took 2 years of convincing from the wife, stats about why it is much safer for us to do then women and the fear of having a 3rd child.  Very happy it is over.  The sharp knife wasn't the bad part.  The needle to the boys was the worst part.  Whew, never want to feel that discomfort/pain/pressure again.

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