Note to self: Arrive at stadium AFTER kickoff.

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Doesn't LSU have a live tiger at their games?

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Doesn't LSU have a live tiger at their games?

 

Tony the

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Tony the

Heeee's Great!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Aren't jaguars an endangered species?

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"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot."

Aren't jaguars an endangered species?

 

In the playoffs.

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Ok instead of Jaguars maybe use domestic kittens, like the puppy bowl. That should at least scare away the Tacks.

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LSU does have a live Tiger on campus name Mike



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Tiger



 

Southern University has a live Jaguar on campus name Lacumba



http://contentdm.auctr.edu/cdm/compoundobject/collection/suam/id/1386/rec/6

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# EVEN IF HE'S RELEASED

To add to the idea.


I think every customer should be given a couple of pounds of raw meat at the gate.

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Can put Jaxson in charge of the care taking of the Jaguar.. Drive it to and from each home game..

 

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I personally love this idea. why stop at one jaguar though.

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Can he write that off?

 

Yes, and even better, force fans to sign a "waiver" that's actually a life insurance policy where Khan is the beneficiary. 

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Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Doesn't LSU have a live tiger at their games?

 

Mike, and he resides on the campus as well, or at least did the last time I was out in Baton Rouge. 

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Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

If I were to take this seriously, I would build a large enclosure above the Terrace Suites with tropical plants and bring a couple of the jaguars from the Jacksonville Zoo and Gardens for each home game.



 

1. Imagine the media cameras seeing people in pools on one end and a live version of the team’s mascot on the other end in a tropical setting.
   
   
   
2. This would only happen 9 games a year and 10 once/if the London games end.
   
   
   
3. Partner with the Zoo (and maybe even the car company) as sponsors of the exhibit.  Pre-game fans should be able to come and see the jaguars up close, talk to zoo employees who give information and handouts on the plight of the jaguar and what they’re doing to ensure its survival. They could have ticket giveaways for the Zoo to show their other conservation efforts. Doing stuff like this could keep the PETA folks away. Have two Jaguar cars on either side of the live exhibit to tie in the sponsor.
   
   
   
4. During the game, make this another exclusive area with some table tops and bar service for those who want to watch the game from “Jax-son’ nursery” or the “Den of the Jaguar”
   
   
   
5. An hour or so after the game ends when most of the crowd is gone, trained zoo employees will get them in their cages to take them back to their full-sized home at the zoo.
   
   
   

 

 

We could not leave these animals at the stadium year round like the jaguar at Southern University or the Tiger at LSU. Those are campuses where there are people all the time. Not the case inside a stadium.

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# EVEN IF HE'S RELEASED

If I were to take this seriously, I would build a large enclosure above the Terrace Suites with tropical plants and bring a couple of the jaguars from the Jacksonville Zoo and Gardens for each home game.



 

1. Imagine the media cameras seeing people in pools on one end and a live version of the team’s mascot on the other end in a tropical setting.
   
   
   
2. This would only happen 9 games a year and 10 once/if the London games end.
   
   
   
3. Partner with the Zoo (and maybe even the car company) as sponsors of the exhibit.  Pre-game fans should be able to come and see the jaguars up close, talk to zoo employees who give information and handouts on the plight of the jaguar and what they’re doing to ensure its survival. They could have ticket giveaways for the Zoo to show their other conservation efforts. Doing stuff like this could keep the PETA folks away. Have two Jaguar cars on either side of the live exhibit to tie in the sponsor.
   
   
   
4. During the game, make this another exclusive area with some table tops and bar service for those who want to watch the game from “Jax-son’ nursery” or the “Den of the Jaguar”
   
   
   
5. An hour or so after the game ends when most of the crowd is gone, trained zoo employees will get them in their cages to take them back to their full-sized home at the zoo.
   
   
   

 

 

We could not leave these animals at the stadium year round like the jaguar at Southern University or the Tiger at LSU. Those are campuses where there are people all the time. Not the case inside a stadium.

 

PETA would do a human barrier around the entire stadium because of the stress caused by constantly transporting the cats back and forth to and from the zoo.  They already protest LSU, and schools like UGA and others that have live animal mascots because they are concerned about how traumatized they are by the transportation and exposure to tens of thousands of screaming fans.  LSU has built a sound proofed cage to appease the animal rights activists, but it's still not good enough.

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Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.