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#4,221
06-10-2014, 07:54 PM

Quote:I think I made a huge mistake.


I pulled every string I could find and I got into the coaching clinic that the staff is putting on.


I got in, and even got a call from the team telling me that I could attend even though I don't coach High School ball.


Then work popped up and I would have had to drive 1,200 miles in 60 hours in order to make a deadline.


I had to tell them that I couldn't make it because of work.


I love coaching and I don't love work. I chose work.


FML
 

Well, you'll never get that opportunity again.  Way to go!
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#4,222
06-10-2014, 08:23 PM

Quote:I think I made a huge mistake.


I pulled every string I could find and I got into the coaching clinic that the staff is putting on.


I got in, and even got a call from the team telling me that I could attend even though I don't coach High School ball.


Then work popped up and I would have had to drive 1,200 miles in 60 hours in order to make a deadline.


I had to tell them that I couldn't make it because of work.


I love coaching and I don't love work. I chose work.


FML
 

...and on top of that you just got a warning for veiled profanity..... :woot: 

 

(actually I hope not)
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#4,223
06-10-2014, 08:24 PM

I know now why I hate the internet
I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!
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#4,224
06-10-2014, 08:26 PM

Quote:I know now why I hate the internet


Hater!!
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???
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#4,225
06-10-2014, 09:09 PM

Please, can we stop making an issue of Deacon's personal disappointment and focus on the neglected and deprived children he left behind?   

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#4,226
06-10-2014, 09:44 PM

Quote:Please, can we stop making an issue of Deacon's personal disappointment and focus on the neglected and deprived children he left behind?



THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!
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#4,227
06-10-2014, 09:51 PM

Quote:THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!


Sally Struthers?
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#4,228
06-10-2014, 10:28 PM

I'm not THAT short!!!
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06-10-2014, 10:33 PM

Quote:I'm not THAT short!!!
 

Short is fine, it's the wide part I'd worry about.. I heard she's just as wide as she is tall.. 
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#4,230
06-10-2014, 10:34 PM

Quote:Short is fine, it's the wide part I'd worry about.. I heard she's just as wide as she is tall..



That's not hard when you're 36 inches tall!!!
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#4,231
06-10-2014, 10:35 PM

Quote:That's not hard when you're 36 inches tall!!!
 

A 36 inch tall box truck?
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#4,232
06-10-2014, 10:36 PM

Quote:A 36 inch tall box truck?



Just looks like one!!
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#4,233
06-10-2014, 10:37 PM

Quote:Just looks like one!!
 

Honk Honk

 

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06-10-2014, 10:39 PM

Quote:Honk Honk

 
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That's the face she makes as they strap on her feed bag!!!
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#4,235
06-10-2014, 10:42 PM

Quote:That's the face she makes as they strap on her feed bag!!!
 

You be nice.. 

 

 

She eats from a trough.. 
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#4,236
06-10-2014, 10:58 PM

Quote:You be nice.. 

 

 

She eats from a trough..



I figured she'd be an upscale pony!
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#4,237
06-10-2014, 11:08 PM

Quote:I figured she'd be an upscale pony!
 

Might be, twinkies are an upscale food
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#4,238
06-12-2014, 04:27 PM

Twinkies never spoil, they're indestructible  :teehee: 

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06-12-2014, 05:15 PM

Quote:Twinkies never spoil, they're indestructible  :teehee:
 

Including post digestion. 
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06-12-2014, 10:42 PM (This post was last modified: 06-12-2014, 10:43 PM by homebiscuit.)

So I see the newest Viagra advert and it has the commercial fishing theme.  It shows the boat pulling into port and its name is 'Pacific Ocean'.  Being it's a Viagra commercial, couldn't they have worked an erection double-entendre into it? (see what I did there?)  Like naming the boat 'Pastific Motion'?   I tell ya, there's just no imagination left in the advertising industry anymore.

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