I hope the cops aren't reading this.

I pulled the trigger!

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I pulled the trigger!

What kind of truck did you get for the baby?

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

What kind of truck did you get for the baby?

 

A TONKA! :teehee: :yes:

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I pulled the trigger!

 

 

What kind of truck did you get for the baby?

 

Yeah, what did you get?

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Actually nothing baby friendly. 2014 F-150 XLT 4X4 regular cab short bed. Black!

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Actually nothing baby friendly. 2014 F-150 XLT 4X4 regular cab short bed. Black!

 

I think your voice just got lower.

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I think your voice just got lower.

Lol. I gotta admit, I'm trying not to stare at it too much. I'm pretty excited.

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So I'm sitting at a restaurant at Jax Beach and on the table is a bottle of House Recipe 'fancy tomato ketchup'.


I'm wondering what makes it fancy? It tastes like ketchup to me.

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Lol. I gotta admit, I'm trying not to stare at it too much. I'm pretty excited.

 

Thanks, I get that a lot.

 

 

Oh, the truck!  Yeah, yeah, I bet you are happy about that.  

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Actually nothing baby friendly. 2014 F-150 XLT 4X4 regular cab short bed. Black!

 

Wait?....short bed meaning that ridiculously looking bed that the 4 door trucks have?.....the one that pretty much defeats the purpose of having a truck in the first place?? The one that you can barely fit a recliner in? 

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I just saw the Radio Shack commercial for their screen protector offer.  The look on the teen aged son's face is priceless.  

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Wait?....short bed meaning that ridiculously looking bed that the 4 door trucks have?.....the one that pretty much defeats the purpose of having a truck in the first place?? The one that you can barely fit a recliner in? 

I think the only thing we ever agreed upon was that anyone with a massive pickup truck who didn't own a ranch or wasn't working in construction was just over compensating. 

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I think the only thing we ever agreed upon was that anyone with a massive pickup truck who didn't own a ranch or wasn't working in construction was just over compensating. 

 

He owns a business that requires a truck.  And this truck isn't really massive.  It's a standard F-150 with a crew cab and 4-wheel drive.  

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He owns a business that requires a truck.  And this truck isn't really massive.  It's a standard F-150 with a crew cab and 4-wheel drive.  

I never said he didn't. I just said that if you don't own said business but do own the truck, you're just a little bit sad.

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I never said he didn't. I just said that if you don't own said business but do own the truck, you're just a little bit sad.

 

Eh, a truck like this as a daily driver that is used occasionally for off-roading and towing is acceptable.  It's the rubes who spend thousands lifting and fitting high end parts underneath with big expensive tires and then as far as they get off road is parking in the grass.  Oh, and hangs a pair of truck nuts off the back.  THAT is the ultimate cry of insecurity.

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Oh, and hangs a pair of truck nuts off the back.  THAT is the ultimate cry of insecurity.

But usually very fitting...the nuts are WAY smaller than the truck!! :thumbsup:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

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But usually very fitting...the nuts are WAY smaller than the truck!! :thumbsup:

 

Back in my Navy days I walked into our phase office and asked my co-workers if they had seen the truck in the parking lot with the ridiculously realistic and large truck nuts hanging off the bumper.  I then asked them to enter a solemn pact that they should shoot me if I ever needed such a thing to remind me of my manhood.  A few seconds later a guy comes from behind a row of file cabinets in the room where a desk was located and he was apparently talking to someone.  He was fuming, red as a beet, and stalked out of the room and slammed the door.  Guess who owned the truck?  

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Wait?....short bed meaning that ridiculously looking bed that the 4 door trucks have?.....the one that pretty much defeats the purpose of having a truck in the first place?? The one that you can barely fit a recliner in?

I call it short bed. 78 inch bed as opposed to 8 foot. 8 foot looks ridiculous on regular cab trucks. This one is the stocky looking trucks. I like it, to each their own I guess.

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Back in my Navy days I walked into our phase office and asked my co-workers if they had seen the truck in the parking lot with the ridiculously realistic and large truck nuts hanging off the bumper.  I then asked them to enter a solemn pact that they should shoot me if I ever needed such a thing to remind me of my manhood.  A few seconds later a guy comes from behind a row of file cabinets in the room where a desk was located and he was apparently talking to someone.  He was fuming, red as a beet, and stalked out of the room and slammed the door.  Guess who owned the truck?

Did he keep the danglies on it?

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???