Poor fella, can't even find someone to give him a hand.

Wonder if "happy ending" translates to Dutch...

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Wonder if "happy ending" translates to Dutch...

Not sure, but I'll bet wooden shoes are involved.

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Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Not sure, but I'll bet wooden shoes are involved.

Watch those splinters! Ouch!!!

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"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
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Charles Schultz
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"The harder I work, the luckier I get."
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T-Shirt at District Wrestling Meet.

Had to deal with two customer service departments of two companies today and both were completely incompetent. Well-meaning, but utterly incompetent.

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My son got to meet Mike Shanahan today. :yes:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Was he mesmerized by the orange tan?

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

Had to deal with two customer service departments of two companies today and both were completely incompetent. Well-meaning, but utterly incompetent.

If it makes you feel any better, I had an AT&T rep try to help me with a problem, and both the rep she called and that rep's boss gave her the same runaround they had previously given me the day before...

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"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
;
Charles Schultz
;
 
;
"The harder I work, the luckier I get."
;
T-Shirt at District Wrestling Meet.

Was he mesmerized by the orange tan?

You didn't say anything about that, but he was decked out in gator gear.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

So I had to go buy a new toothbrush yesterday.  I go into Walgreens and I can't find the same type I've been using.  It seems every time that I buy a new brush the 'bristle pattern' has changed.  Why the hell do they keep doing that?  I mean, after all this time, what major advances could they be making where they have to continually change the layout of the bristles in the brushes?

 

Inquiring minds want to know.

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OK, if all goes well today I should be back on the job FT tomorrow with the weird stories! :teehee:  My internet is supposed to be hooked up today around 5ish so..... we'll see if it actually happens

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I am at the Ikea, buying a table and some chairs. Thug Life.

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That's me in the corner


That's me in the spot light


Losing my erection...

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That's me in the corner


That's me in the spot light


Losing my erection...

NFL commercials tell me there are pills for that.

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NFL commercials tell me there are pills for that.

There are. The problem is I'm color blind. Whenever I try to get myself in the mood I still end up flaccid, but with absolutely no heartburn.

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There are. The problem is I'm color blind. Whenever I try to get myself in the mood I still end up flaccid, but with absolutely no heartburn.

I guess it's better than having heartburn but pointing due north!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I guess it's better than having heartburn but pointing due north!

 

Then it's just a smokestack.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

Then it's just a smokestack.

That's funny right there, I tell you hwut.

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That's funny right there, I tell you hwut.

Just blowing smoke, eh?

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Profiling?

 

 

:woot: 

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I read (or heard, I forget) a story about a money heist trial in Britain where the defendant was allowed by the court to use a pseudonym because his name could possibly create a bias with the jury.


His name? Rob Banks

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