I can't believe someone accidentally left a mirror, slanted ever so slightly upward and to the side, behind Marie Osmond while shooting her Nutrisystem commercial.  How careless!

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Did you feel the shaker Senor Fantastico?  Or did you sleep through it?

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I love it when things time out right.  Worked on the wife's car and just as I finished putting everything away and was closing the garage door the first rain drops started to fall.  

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I love it when things time out right.  Worked on the wife's car and just as I finished putting everything away and was closing the garage door the first rain drops started to fall.

I've been getting lucky like that here recently as well. I'm sure my luck will run out though.

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Did you feel the shaker Senor Fantastico?  Or did you sleep through it?

No I didn't. That's a bit too far from me, even if I was wide awake I probably wouldn't have felt it.


Quakes like that we (in Fresno) usually see hanging lights moving before we realize there is an earthquake. I have some friends in the area that got it pretty good. Everyone is ok though.

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I've been getting lucky like that here recently as well. I'm sure my luck will run out though.

I keep waiting for someone to drop off that sack of $20s.

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I keep waiting for someone to drop off that sack of $20s.

Invite manziel over and get him drunk. Hopefully it'll cost less to get him drunk than what he has in money phone that he'll inevitably lose at your house.

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Man...this job. They already make me do stuff. Now they send me to a class to learn stuff. Then they'll want me to do more stuff.

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In my job, they're planning on making me do stuff at nights. Pretty sure most of the stuff I do at night they are not gonna want to pay me for though.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

That's the problem with these companies.


They always expect you to do stuff.

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That's the problem with these companies.


They always expect you to do stuff.

 

And like, not do other stuff. The other stuff is usually the fun stuff and the regular stuff is just stuff.

 

Grown up life blows sometimes.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

All this talk of doing stuff makes me want to take a nap.

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And like, not do other stuff. The other stuff is usually the fun stuff and the regular stuff is just stuff.


Grown up life blows sometimes.

Explain this 'grown up life' thing.


I'm unfamiliar with the concept.

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Explain this 'grown up life' thing.


I'm unfamiliar with the concept.

 

Look around you. Are you wearing shoes? Are you outside? Can you leave where you are and don't have to come back until the streetlights come on?

 

If you answered any of those with "no", then you're probably being all grown up.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

Look around you. Are you wearing shoes? Are you outside? Can you leave where you are and don't have to come back until the streetlights come on?


If you answered any of those with "no", then you're probably being all grown up.

You're making me depressed.


Your dum.

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And to continue on stuff. The worst part about this training is that it's on site. So people want me to do stuff while I'm trying to learn stuff.


There's too many stuffs happening.

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And to continue on stuff. The worst part about this training is that it's on site. So people want me to do stuff while I'm trying to learn stuff.


There's too many stuffs happening.

 

One of the stuffs we have to do is stop doing stuff and sit around talking about the stuff we were just doing. Then we go back to doing stuff.

 

I wanna be outside.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

One of the stuffs we have to do is stop doing stuff and sit around talking about the stuff we were just doing. Then we go back to doing stuff.

 

I wanna be outside.

 

Just stuff it. 

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Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Dang there's a lot of whining going on about stuff today!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Dang there's a lot of whining going on about stuff today!!

Can't they talk about stuffing, instead?

 

mmmmm..., stuffing...

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