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Ode to "Let's talk about"

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#601
10-18-2013, 01:44 PM

Quote:So I'm at bowling last night and my golf buddy is subbing for my wife because she hurt her arm.


We finish up and I'm standing there shooting the breeze while he catches a smoke with a couple of other guys. Suddenly, he gets all weak kneed and passes out for a couple of seconds.


He gets up off of the ground, and of course everyone is concerned and he just blows it off. Well, three minutes later he's just out again. I mean OUT. Eyes wide open and we weren't even sure he was breathing. We seriously thought our friend had just died in front of us.


He finally came out of it after about a minute. We had called 911 and he was MAD AT US for calling the ambulance. I mean, this isn't like he's a kid. The damn guy is 59. We were concerned. So we convince him to go to the ER.


I call his wife and tell her. Then it turned out he called her from the ambulance and told her not to come over that he's sure they'll be discharging him and he'll be driving home.


He wanted one of us to 'pretend' like we had picked him up and then just drop him off at his car. I said no way.


I left him in the ER and convinced my other two friends to do the same. I told him he was going to need to get his wife to come and get him if he wanted to pull some stunt like that.


He was trivializing the whole matter and I guarantee he'll never go for any follow up test. Man, I'd want to know what was wrong with me because that just ain't normal. Oh...and it's not the first time it happened.


So a weird night and a gambit of emotions. Concern. Surprise. Anger. Bewilderment that his wife didn't come over. Very surreal.


Oh well.


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Sounds like he had a Mini stroke to me
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#602
10-18-2013, 01:50 PM

Quote:Sounds like the wife is going to have to put on the pants and make things happen. If she even cares.
Hell, my wife would have come over no matter what I told her.
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#603
10-18-2013, 05:49 PM

Quote:Hell, my wife would have come over no matter what I told her.


Can you blame her? She has a big insurance policy on you.
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#604
10-18-2013, 06:05 PM

I'd like to say something, if I may. 

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#605
10-18-2013, 06:19 PM

Quote:I'd like to say something, if I may. 
No, you may not.
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#606
10-18-2013, 06:20 PM

Quote:I'd like to say something, if I may. 
 

 

Quote:No, you may not.
 


Yes she can...........
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#607
10-18-2013, 06:23 PM

Quote:No, you may not.
 

Too bad, I just did. 

 

Quote:Yes she can...........
 

The Drifter gets me. 
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#608
10-18-2013, 06:31 PM

Quote:Too bad, I just did. 

 

 

The Drifter gets me. 
He just wants to get into your pants.
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#609
10-18-2013, 06:46 PM

Quote:He just wants to get into your pants.


And you do not?


Oh, thats right ... I forgot, silly me.
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10-18-2013, 06:57 PM

Quote:He just wants to get into your pants.
 

 

Quote:And you do not?


Oh, thats right ... I forgot, silly me.
 

Heck, even I want to get into my pants. It's understandable. 
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#611
10-18-2013, 07:16 PM

Quote:And you do not?


Oh, thats right ... I forgot, silly me.
I'm already in them. They're a little tight but the silk is nice.
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10-19-2013, 10:36 AM

Stoopid ungrateful beer.  I love it with all my heart, give it my time and spend my money on it.  I even give it the best spot in the refrigerator.  And what does it do in return?  It makes me feel awful the next day.  I'm on to you, beer.  You hear me!  I will no longer waste my time, money and affection on you.  I'm turning my back and walking away...

 

 

until next Friday.

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10-19-2013, 11:19 AM

Quote:Stoopid ungrateful beer.  I love it with all my heart, give it my time and spend my money on it.  I even give it the best spot in the refrigerator.  And what does it do in return?  It makes me feel awful the next day.  I'm on to you, beer.  You hear me!  I will no longer waste my time, money and affection on you.  I'm turning my back and walking away...

 

 

until next Friday.



Or this afternoon...which ever comes first. :thumbsup:
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#614
10-19-2013, 11:37 AM

Quote:Or this afternoon...which ever comes first. :thumbsup:
 

If I wasn't flying out tomorrow morning my spurned heart would be mended by now. 
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10-19-2013, 11:58 AM (This post was last modified: 10-19-2013, 04:54 PM by The Drifter.)

One for Homer-Biscuit

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDKwpbkIpQ4

 

Only question is which one is you?

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#616
10-19-2013, 01:18 PM

I'm a Tom T. Hall guy.

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#617
10-19-2013, 03:56 PM

Quote:I'm a Tom T. Hall guy.
 

You know, I originally had Tom T Hall's video there but I changed it when I found that other one...... My Bad.......
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#618
10-19-2013, 06:29 PM

Quote:You know, I originally had Tom T Hall's video there but I changed it when I found that other one...... My Bad.......
 

There's no bad, Drifter.  Thanks for posting the vid for me.   Smile
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#619
10-19-2013, 07:16 PM

Best Flinstones Episode EVER! (4 1/2 minutes)

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEZGaLlLf...FE093EDE1C

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10-19-2013, 09:05 PM

Cool. Thanks for posting that!

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