The kind that rhymes with Shorizo?

I don't get it.

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I don't get it.

Go to Publix...you can get it there.

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Have you seen my baseball?

How come everytime I call customer service the person I'm talking to doesn't speak English?

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Have you seen my baseball?

How come everytime I call customer service the person I'm talking to doesn't speak English?

It's pro'lly cause you're drunk when you call.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

It's pro'lly cause you're drunk when you call.

He just needs to call a better 1-900 number!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

It's pro'lly cause you're drunk when you call.

Huh, speak Engrish.

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Have you seen my baseball?

Was watching the younger two yesterday and smelt something coming from the kitchen. Turns out my three year old has figure how to climb the pantry shelf grab a bag of popcorn, open the popcorn, cook it in the microwave and then somehow get it into a bowl and had a hiding spot inside the cabinets to eat it by himself. Unreal

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Go to Publix...you can get it there.

How much is it? Because I'm a little short of cash until payroll gets deposited on Friday.

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Well. Today and tomorrow then on vacation. Going to the lovely tropical paradise of Western Pennsylvania.


At least I get to play golf a couple of times. And my in-laws are cool...they like beer.

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Well. Today and tomorrow then on vacation. Going to the lovely tropical paradise of Western Pennsylvania.


At least I get to play golf a couple of times. And my in-laws are cool...they like beer.

"Come to Western Pennsylvania, at least we're not Cleveland!"

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Well. Today and tomorrow then on vacation. Going to the lovely tropical paradise of Western Pennsylvania.


At least I get to play golf a couple of times. And my in-laws are cool...they like beer.

 

Should I be hanging out on 95 again waiting for ya? Because I got an awful sunburn the last time.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

Should I be hanging out on 95 again waiting for ya? Because I got an awful sunburn the last time.

Just wear a hat this time.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Should I be hanging out on 95 again waiting for ya? Because I got an awful sunburn the last time.

You can. But you'll need to be looking skyward.

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Was watching the younger two yesterday and smelt something coming from the kitchen. Turns out my three year old has figure how to climb the pantry shelf grab a bag of popcorn, open the popcorn, cook it in the microwave and then somehow get it into a bowl and had a hiding spot inside the cabinets to eat it by himself. Unreal

Haha you should have high hopes for that one.

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You can. But you'll need to be looking skyward.

Hope it's not raining when he does...he might drown like a turkey!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Hope it's not raining when he does...he might drown like a turkey!!

I like Wild Turkey...I've come real close to drowning many times.

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Have you seen my baseball?

I like Wild Turkey...I've come real close to drowning many times.

That's just cuz you're not that bright.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I like Wild Turkey...I've come real close to drowning many times.

Yuck!

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Yuck!

Ok, I take back your happy belated birthday.

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Have you seen my baseball?

Yuck!

I agree!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???