And then there were two.... B)

 

Looks like it's just Yoooooou & Me, Jacksonville...Yooooou & Me...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFa1-kciCb4

 

 

THIS PICK AINT BIG ENOUGH FOR THE TWO OF US!

 

*Tumbleweeds roll by our empty stadium*

 

Go ahead...make my DRAFT DAY.... B)

 

(Merge if needed)

 

 

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Glennon is improving to the point where he can probably take the Dolphins and Falcons.  


The Buccaneers and Giants combined still have a better point differential than the Jaguars.  


You guys were 7-9 last year.  The last time this team was the close to .500 was 2010.  We deserve this.  You guys can get Clowney or whatever. You didn't have to suffer three years of Blaine Gabbert.  You didn't have to suffer 4 years of Gene Smith.  You didn't have to draft a punter in the 3rd round.  You didn't have to draft Tyson Alualu in the Top 10.  You think you know suffering?  You know nothing of suffering!  You guys aren't ranked 32nd in Off points, Offensive Yards, and Defensive points given up.  We're also 27th in yards, and we'll probably get to 32nd before long.

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I was wrong about Trent Baalke. 

...Are you aware of who we are, Doctor?

 

WE'RE THE BUCCANEERS! Y'know, the team that went 0-16 it's first year? The team that was called THE YUCS for nearly three decades? Are you aware just how much pain it felt like to have BILL FREAKIN' PARCELLS turn us down on NAME alone? How about Tony Dungy  and his conservative dink and dunk O? How about all those years people called US the worst team in the NFL? Yeah, while you at least had Mark Brunnell leading you, You know who we had? TRENT "Ravens were a perfect fit" Dilfer! The same JACKASS, that would go to the Ravens after gibing a giant middle finger to us, MOOCH off of the best defense ever prior to our bowl run, and then turn around saying it was OUR FAULT that he never got a ring, calling us archaic, when it was HE who injured his leg prior to '99 and thus could not be here for our Champiionship game with the Rams. WHICH by the way, was some of the worst called football in history, spawning a rule made in OUR favor, AFTER THE FACT, on what is and isn't a catch! AFTER THE FACT! 

 

Oh, and speaking of QB's? Yknow who else we had? STEVE YOUNG! That's right, THAT Steve Young! What did he do? Go to SF and sh*t on all of us by suddenly becoming elite!

 

Now, back on topic...

 

Even when GRUDEN came, we were old and broken. Sapp, Brooks, Lynch, Barber, All of them a slowly setting sun. Yes, we hired Gruden. YES we won it all! YES we have a trophy while you don't--but ya know what it got us? NOTHING! The greatest D of all time was thereafter WASTED with year, upon year, upon year, upon  YEAR, UPON YEAR, UPON YEAR of TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE drafts! Just a little footnote by the way? We never had a QB durring any of this! We had such polished turds as CHRIS SIMMS! JEFF GARCIA! BRIAN GREISE! BRUCE GRADKOWSKI! - Hell, the only half decent one we EVER had was Brad Johnson, and he was no more than average! Just good enough not to screw things up. THEN we get ROBBED vs. the Colts the following year! What the hell is "LEAPING", 'Doc?! Even if it's a rule, have you ever heard it called before? No? How 'bout EVER AGAIN?! I sure haven't!

 

YOU have also had ownership that gives a rats behind (Regardless of whether you know it or not.) The Glazer family sold us out after they bought Manchester United, and you know what happened? Blackouts, no free agent spending, no stadium upkeep--WHICH YOU ARE GETTING--and it was US that did the London [BAD WORD REMOVED] YEARS before you made the commitment, pal! We know that song and dance! Relocation? PAH! You've gotten the least of ir compared to what we got in 2009 when we were losing! People were jumping ship so bad there were those that WANTED us to move to LA! Just to stop the bleeding!

 

While we're at it, you know what made '09 WORSE? We let Derrick Brooks go when the house was cleaned for no reason. Tampa's favorite player arguably. The cornerstone of everything we had ever became, just up and cut. Of course, this was all going to be fixed in the '09 draft, they said! Oh yeah! A draft in which NONE ARE LEFT from, just like you. 

 

Oh, sure, we THOUGHT Freeman was going to be the answer in 2010, but that was ruined thanks to a [BAD WORD REMOVED] call against the Lions that dashed our playoff hopes. A call which the NFL PERSONALLY SAID was [BAD WORD REMOVED], and issued us an apology...again, AFTER THE FACT! Since then I've had to watch Freeman and these conservative coaches RUIN his psyche and witness his career float in the toilet until it was finally flushed, years too late!

 

That brings me to Schiano. That man BLATANTLY lied to us. He promised us that our fan base would be mended. He said we would cut the cancer from the locke room and establish "Trust, Belief and Accountability" - "TBA" he called it. Then we cut Aqib Talib and K. Winslow Jr....FOR THEM TO GO ON TO THE PATS AND JETS AND REKINDLE THEIR CARREERS! We have been stomped on by the media for the past two seasons because of that man for one decision or another he's made. Even acquiring VJ, Carl Nicks, and DARREL FREAKIN' REVIS isn't enough to help this team! You know why? WE DON'T HAVE A QB! Glennon is winless as a starter with the worst YPA in the league I believe. We have an empty stadium just like you as well. Talk about SCOREBOARDS?! We're still using a rinky-dink one that may as well be from the 1980's! You laugh at it, and I do too occasionally, but at least your scoreboard will  DO THE JOB! Ours is terrible! You're getting a nice shiney stadium while we can't even have fans to keep us cool in the blistering heat!

 

There's one thing I always tell everyone and that is this: I am PROUD to be a Bucs fan, and I'd rather come from the bottom and see the rise to the top than be a [BAD WORD REMOVED] Patriots fan, who sees YEAR AFTER YEAR of wins coming out of his team's [BAD WORD REMOVED] left and right and only gets to moan if they lose their millionth SUPERBOWL!!! God forbid teams like ours even make it to the playoffs! Ungrateful SWINES those successful teams are, never appreciating what they have! The Kansas City Chiefs have the league by the NADS right now, and you know what? They STILL [BAD WORD REMOVED] and moan "Wahhhh, Alex Smith isn't breaking records! The season is doomed with him at QB! We are soooo doomed at NINE AND 0!" You know what? SCREW 'EM! They aren't like you and I, or even the Browns. OUR teams know the meaning of pain. WE are the true fans. The ones that actually know what that damn Superbowl even MEANS to have under your belt! We're the ones that moment is meant for!!

 

I respect you, Doctor, and your Jags. NO ONE knows your pain like we do and by God, if we were to EVER meet in the Super Bowl I would consider it the greatest day in Florida sports history. I hope you FIND that QB, 'Doc! I hope you find him this year and you make the entire AFC your biotch! Just NOT at our expense...

 

We both deserve this pick, honestly...but only one can have it, and brother? All of Tampa needs it to be us just as bad as you need it to be you.

 

So again...It's down to just You and the rest of us.

 

Let's do this.

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LOL...nice writing Beatles but we suck way worse than you. That #1 pick is ours! Clowney is a very nice consolation but I think you guys will actually win a few games this year putting you somewhere in the 6 - 9 pick area.

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The amount of passion I put into that was very real. I am PUMPED to see who comes out ahead and if it's you, so be it...but you're going to have to earn it like hell, because this city needs it's quarterback and we will accept nothing less! 

 

Truth be told #2 won't be all that bad, but we are LONG DONE taking chances. We lost out on Aaron Rodgers once, and we aren't about to sit through that again.

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The amount of passion I put into that was very real. I am PUMPED to see who comes out ahead and if it's you, so be it...but you're going to have to earn it like hell, because this city needs it's quarterback and we will accept nothing less! 

 

Truth be told #2 won't be all that bad, but we are LONG DONE taking chances. We lost out on Aaron Rodgers once, and we aren't about to sit through that again.

I feel your pain....man do I feel your pain!

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Did you know Gruden promised Rodgers he was going to draft him?

 

 

*[BLEEP]*

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Did you know Gruden promised Rodgers he was going to draft him?

 

 

*[BLEEP]*

Did not know that. Chucky really whiffed on that one! Ouch!!!

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Whiffed?? WHIFFED?? I want you to look at something:

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005_NFL_Draft

 

Can't post here, but have a look. HE BLEW THE WHOLE THING!

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Whiffed?? WHIFFED?? I want you to look at something:

 

*EDITING, HANG ON*

 

 

Whiffed?? WHIFFED?? I want you to look at something:

 

1 5 5 Carnell Williams Running Back Auburn 2 4 36 Barrett Ruud Linebacker Nebraska 3 7 71 Alex Smith Tight End Stanford 3 27 91 Chris Colmer Offensive Tackle North Carolina State 4 6 107 Dan Buenning Guard Wisconsin 5 5 141 Donte Nicholson Safety Oklahoma 5 19 155 Larry Brackins Wide Receiver Pearl River Community College 6 4 178 Anthony Bryant Defensive Tackle Alabama 7 7 221 Rick Razzano Fullback Mississippi 7 11 225 Paris Warren Wide Receiver Utah 7 17 231 Hamza Abdullah Safety Washington State 7 39 253 J. R. Russell Wide Receiver

 
 

That is ugly. Cadillac at #5!?!?!?!?. That smells really bad. Not Gabbert bad but bad At least you got a good  season out of him.

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Oh, I see you saw it.

 

Well, yeah, it was ONE good season. 2006 was a mess, 2007 was a fluke, 2008 we imploded...AFTER BEING 9-3!!!

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I like this guy he's funny. 

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The Bucs' 2005 draft has nothing on how bad at least three of the past 8 Jaguars drafts have been.

 

A lot of us would've taken Caddy Williams over Matt Jones.

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THERE IS A SKELETON INSIDE OF YOU.

 

RIGHT NOW. THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

And then there were two.... B)

 

Looks like it's just Yoooooou & Me, Jacksonville...Yooooou & Me...

 
<a class="bbc_url" href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFa1-kciCb4'>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFa1-kciCb4</a>

 

 

THIS PICK AINT BIG ENOUGH FOR THE TWO OF US!

 

*Tumbleweeds roll by our empty stadium*

 

Go ahead...make my DRAFT DAY.... B)

 

(Merge if needed)

Has any of the bucs fans given you crap about wanting the number one pick? There are a few on here that claim if we want to lose out and get the first pick, then we aren't real fans.

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I had an arguement with a Cowboys fan that went very similar to what Beatles just said...  Nobody knows the pain of these last 5 years.  Being competive is a gift many fans with teams that compete can not appreciate untill they go through what we've gone through for this long. 

 

Our day will come, my brothers.  Our day in the sun, will be one more sweet because of the bitterness we've endured for these long cold years. 

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I had an arguement with a Cowboys fan that went very similar to what Beatles just said...  Nobody knows the pain of these last 5 years.  Being competive is a gift many fans with teams that compete can not appreciate untill they go through what we've gone through for this long. 

 

Our day will come, my brothers.  Our day in the sun, will be one more sweet because of the bitterness we've endured for these long cold years. 

This is not true at all... Go talk to Browns fans and Lions fans (not recently but during that awful stretch).

 

There are plenty of people that know pain for a 5 year stretch.

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Whiffed?? WHIFFED?? I want you to look at something:

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005_NFL_Draft

 

Can't post here, but have a look. HE BLEW THE WHOLE THING!

 

Dude we've had like 4 of these drafts the past 5 years. You know nothing about pain.

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Oh, I see you saw it.

 

Well, yeah, it was ONE good season. 2006 was a mess, 2007 was a fluke, 2008 we imploded...AFTER BEING 9-3!!!

 

For real now: it's hard to get past the stories of the coach, the locker room, etc. - are the Bucs happy with Glennon long term or is a given that they go QB with their first pick?

 

Thanks.

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The sun's not yellow, it's chicken.

Chad Henne just suggested this team can run off 8 straight wins. That ensures that nobody will ever out-tank us.

 

Bucs have had talent, but bad coaching. Even Warren Sapp is upset at how they are playing McCoy.

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...Are you aware of who we are, Doctor?


WE'RE THE BUCCANEERS! Y'know, the team that went 0-16 it's first year? The team that was called THE YUCS for nearly three decades? Are you aware just how much pain it felt like to have BILL FREAKIN' PARCELLS turn us down on NAME alone? How about Tony Dungy and his conservative dink and dunk O? How about all those years people called US the worst team in the NFL? Yeah, while you at least had Mark Brunnell leading you, You know who we had? TRENT "Ravens were a perfect fit" Dilfer! The same JACKASS, that would go to the Ravens after gibing a giant middle finger to us, MOOCH off of the best defense ever prior to our bowl run, and then turn around saying it was OUR FAULT that he never got a ring, calling us archaic, when it was HE who injured his leg prior to '99 and thus could not be here for our Champiionship game with the Rams. WHICH by the way, was some of the worst called football in history, spawning a rule made in OUR favor, AFTER THE FACT, on what is and isn't a catch! AFTER THE FACT!


Oh, and speaking of QB's? Yknow who else we had? STEVE YOUNG! That's right, THAT Steve Young! What did he do? Go to SF and sh*t on all of us by suddenly becoming elite!


Now, back on topic...


Even when GRUDEN came, we were old and broken. Sapp, Brooks, Lynch, Barber, All of them a slowly setting sun. Yes, we hired Gruden. YES we won it all! YES we have a trophy while you don't--but ya know what it got us? NOTHING! The greatest D of all time was thereafter WASTED with year, upon year, upon year, upon YEAR, UPON YEAR, UPON YEAR of TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE drafts! Just a little footnote by the way? We never had a QB durring any of this! We had such polished turds as CHRIS SIMMS! JEFF GARCIA! BRIAN GREISE! BRUCE GRADKOWSKI! - Hell, the only half decent one we EVER had was Brad Johnson, and he was no more than average! Just good enough not to screw things up. THEN we get ROBBED vs. the Colts the following year! What the hell is "LEAPING", 'Doc?! Even if it's a rule, have you ever heard it called before? No? How 'bout EVER AGAIN?! I sure haven't!


YOU have also had ownership that gives a rats behind (Regardless of whether you know it or not.) The Glazer family sold us out after they bought Manchester United, and you know what happened? Blackouts, no free agent spending, no stadium upkeep--WHICH YOU ARE GETTING--and it was US that did the London [BAD WORD REMOVED] YEARS before you made the commitment, pal! We know that song and dance! Relocation? PAH! You've gotten the least of ir compared to what we got in 2009 when we were losing! People were jumping ship so bad there were those that WANTED us to move to LA! Just to stop the bleeding!


While we're at it, you know what made '09 WORSE? We let Derrick Brooks go when the house was cleaned for no reason. Tampa's favorite player arguably. The cornerstone of everything we had ever became, just up and cut. Of course, this was all going to be fixed in the '09 draft, they said! Oh yeah! A draft in which NONE ARE LEFT from, just like you.


Oh, sure, we THOUGHT Freeman was going to be the answer in 2010, but that was ruined thanks to a [BAD WORD REMOVED] call against the Lions that dashed our playoff hopes. A call which the NFL PERSONALLY SAID was [BAD WORD REMOVED], and issued us an apology...again, AFTER THE FACT! Since then I've had to watch Freeman and these conservative coaches RUIN his psyche and witness his career float in the toilet until it was finally flushed, years too late!


That brings me to Schiano. That man BLATANTLY lied to us. He promised us that our fan base would be mended. He said we would cut the cancer from the locke room and establish "Trust, Belief and Accountability" - "TBA" he called it. Then we cut Aqib Talib and K. Winslow Jr....FOR THEM TO GO ON TO THE PATS AND JETS AND REKINDLE THEIR CARREERS! We have been stomped on by the media for the past two seasons because of that man for one decision or another he's made. Even acquiring VJ, Carl Nicks, and DARREL FREAKIN' REVIS isn't enough to help this team! You know why? WE DON'T HAVE A QB! Glennon is winless as a starter with the worst YPA in the league I believe. We have an empty stadium just like you as well. Talk about SCOREBOARDS?! We're still using a rinky-dink one that may as well be from the 1980's! You laugh at it, and I do too occasionally, but at least your scoreboard will DO THE JOB! Ours is terrible! You're getting a nice shiney stadium while we can't even have fans to keep us cool in the blistering heat!


There's one thing I always tell everyone and that is this: I am PROUD to be a Bucs fan, and I'd rather come from the bottom and see the rise to the top than be a [BAD WORD REMOVED] Patriots fan, who sees YEAR AFTER YEAR of wins coming out of his team's [BAD WORD REMOVED] left and right and only gets to moan if they lose their millionth SUPERBOWL!!! God forbid teams like ours even make it to the playoffs! Ungrateful SWINES those successful teams are, never appreciating what they have! The Kansas City Chiefs have the league by the NADS right now, and you know what? They STILL [BAD WORD REMOVED] and moan "Wahhhh, Alex Smith isn't breaking records! The season is doomed with him at QB! We are soooo doomed at NINE AND 0!" You know what? SCREW 'EM! They aren't like you and I, or even the Browns. OUR teams know the meaning of pain. WE are the true fans. The ones that actually know what that damn Superbowl even MEANS to have under your belt! We're the ones that moment is meant for!!


I respect you, Doctor, and your Jags. NO ONE knows your pain like we do and by God, if we were to EVER meet in the Super Bowl I would consider it the greatest day in Florida sports history. I hope you FIND that QB, 'Doc! I hope you find him this year and you make the entire AFC your biotch! Just NOT at our expense...


We both deserve this pick, honestly...but only one can have it, and brother? All of Tampa needs it to be us just as bad as you need it to be you.


So again...It's down to just You and the rest of us.


Let's do this.

This is an all time epic post.


As a Colts fan And season ticket holder I have told Colts fans repeatedly how fortunate they are to have a first class organization to cheer for. I hear complaints all the time, (even from our owner) over why things aren't better. And why we only have 1 champoinship.


Are you kidding me?


I admire fan bases like the Jaguars and Bucs who stick with their teams even when times are bad. Jaded fan bases make me sick. You should see the criticism for the Colts OC here in Indianapolis. The Colts are averaging almost 27 PPG and are 6-2. But to hear them talk, you would think the team hasn't scored all year. I don't get it.


Could I copy and post your comments on the Colts board? I thought your rant was that entertaining and good.

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