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AN NFL Player Actually DID Lose...
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fingers in a fireworks accident this past 4th.
It just wasn't JPP. At least according to this report... http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/201...-accident/ Worst to 1st. Curse Reversed!
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Can we give this guy (and JPP, for that matter) the NFL equivalent of a Darwin Award?
Quote:Can we give this guy (and JPP, for that matter) the NFL equivalent of a Darwin Award?I still have to give it to the guy who lit the fireworks on his head. Worst to 1st. Curse Reversed!
Quote:I still have to give it to the guy who lit the fireworks on his head.That's just a Darwin Award. We're talking about the honorary NFL equivalent here. ![]() We show less advertisements to registered users. Accounts are free; join today!
Reports are that JPP had his right index finger amputated.
"It was Blake Bortles the whole time. They believe in this kid. He reminds me a bit of a young Ben Roethlisberger." ~Mike Mayock
This probably is the end of C.J. Wilson's NFL career. I now wonder how many other NFL players handled fireworks a few days ago that were fortunate not to suffer a life altering injury:
C.J. Wilson lost middle and index fingers in fireworks accident http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/201...-accident/ Quote:That's just a Darwin Award. We're talking about the honorary NFL equivalent here.Ahh...an NFL category. Got it. A good idea and distinction. Hopefully it won't be necessary, but... Worst to 1st. Curse Reversed!
Quote:Reports are that JPP had his right index finger amputated.Just heard that this morning. Sad. Worst to 1st. Curse Reversed!
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Quote:fingers in a fireworks accident this past 4th. What the heck are they doing?
I would think JPP should be fine without one index finger, DE has a little more leway there, not that same thing, but similar to an OL playing with a club.
Wilson, on the other hand (pun intended) uses his fingers and hands daily trying to catch as a corner. He's probably done
IT WAS ALWAYS THE JAGS
Quote:What the heck are they doing?Wilson was apparently holding a Roman candle that blew up rather than shooting fireballs.
Quote:Wilson was apparently holding a Roman candle that blew up rather than shooting fireballs. Can't say I did not do that in my younger years.
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; We show less advertisements to registered users. Accounts are free; join today! Quote:Can't say I did not do that in my younger years.Same. I fired off many a Roman candle round on the beach back in high school. I guess the only things I could really fault Wilson for would be not reading the box to see what the firework did first (there are Roman candles out there that explode like a firecracker when the rounds are all expelled), and for taking an unnecessary risk like that knowing that his multi-million dollar earnings potential is based upon him, you know, having fingers. Still, it's not like he did anything I never did, and I'd bet a healthy majority of drunk American males have had some sort of fireworks "battle" on the Fourth of July. Quote:Can we give this guy (and JPP, for that matter) the NFL equivalent of a Darwin Award? Quote:I still have to give it to the guy who lit the fireworks on his head.Both are Darwin award winners to the nth degree.
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