Man has 11lb stool surgically removed from his 'megacolon' after suffering constipation and stomach pain for 10 YEARS
<ul class="">[*]Man, 27, had been in and out of hospital with stomach pain for a decade
[*]Doctors discovered he had a condition called 'congenital megacolon'
[*]His colon had swelled to twice its size and his heart shifted to the right
[*]They removed a stool weighing nearly a stone that had become stuck 
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Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/articl...z3lGZtZZqS

 

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Poor guy, that sounds like a crappy situation to be in!

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The guy just needs to turn loose a bit.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

Ouch!!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Could you imagine releasing an 11 lb sea pickle? Episiotomy...stat!

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Could you imagine releasing an 11 lb sea pickle? Episiotomy...stat!

 

You owe me a new keyboard and a monitor cleaning :teehee: :yes:

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Ouch!!!

A thread full of poop puns, and here comes BB4 to clean up our potty mouths.

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That right there is why i drink coffee

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Go Jags!
*To stay up for atleast 2 years 3/6/17
2016 draft players I think will be good

• On the Fournette train, will be best back of his class 3/6/17
  
• Lattimore please,  Lockdowns on both sides would be nice
  
• Engram at TE and the MJD clone Samaje Perine
  

Dude should have drank a case of Iron City Beer

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Dude should have drank a case of Iron City Beer

NOS energy drinks usually serve a dual purpose for me: quick pick-me-up and colon cleanse.

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Oh, THAT kind of stool.  I thought TMD resurfaced.

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Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

So you're saying that he couldn't give birth naturally and had to have a C(colon)-section.   :woot:

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Oh, THAT kind of stool.  I thought TMD resurfaced.

It was removed from his colon, not his brain.

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So you're saying that he couldn't give birth naturally and had to have a C(colon)-section.   :woot:

 

You try giving birth to an 11 pound turd........

 

Can you say "Stretch Marks"..........

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What's that in Courics? 

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What's that in Courics? 

 

 

The official unit of measurement of fecal samples is the couric, which is equivalent to 2.5 pounds, or 1.3398 kg

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You try giving birth to an 11 pound turd........

 

Can you say "Stretch Marks"..........

 

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.

That would have been one wrecked rectum.....

 

11 pound turd

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Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He just couldn't budget. :pinch:

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Oh, THAT kind of stool.  I thought TMD resurfaced.

That what I thought and wondered which way it was facing

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