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If the Jags (or Jags fans) were a movie...

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#21
10-12-2015, 10:29 AM

This is too harsh and isn't entirely accurate, but in the spirit of venting...


"27 Dresses" because half of the 53 man roster plays like girls.
Only a chump boos the home team!
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#22
10-12-2015, 10:34 AM

Quote:This is too harsh and isn't entirely accurate, but in the spirit of venting...


"27 Dresses" because half of the 53 man roster plays like girls.
In that case how about "Tootsie" Bradley can fit that role perfectly.
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#23
10-12-2015, 10:37 AM

We would be a low budget movie that no one ever heard of cuz of how irrelevant we are.

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#24
10-12-2015, 10:52 AM

Quote:We would be a low budget movie that no one ever heard of cuz of how irrelevant we are.
 

Are the Jags the "Waking Life" of football? Because being this bad for so long is starting to feel existential.
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10-12-2015, 11:35 AM

<a class="" href='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Beavis_and_Butt-head_titlecard.png'>[Image: 250px-Beavis_and_Butt-head_titlecard.png]</a>

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#26
10-12-2015, 01:20 PM

The Road - a very depressing movie. I don't think one good thing happens in it.

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#27
10-12-2015, 01:46 PM (This post was last modified: 10-12-2015, 01:46 PM by Jags437.)

Blair Witch Project. Makes you sick when you watch it.
One of these years.............

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#28
10-12-2015, 01:56 PM

If this post isn't a Sideline topic, what movie would be about the mods?

 

Dumb and Dumber



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#29
10-12-2015, 01:58 PM

What's eating Gilbert Grape?
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#30
10-12-2015, 01:59 PM

Throw Mama From The Train.

“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

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#31
10-12-2015, 02:11 PM

One Night in Paris

 

Cuz we're all getting it in the rear...

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#32
10-12-2015, 02:17 PM

The Waiting

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#33
10-12-2015, 03:06 PM

The Road to Perdition

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#34
10-12-2015, 03:08 PM

Soon to be "The Purge".

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#35
10-12-2015, 03:22 PM

For the Jaguars: "Blow"


For the fans: "12 Angry Men"...because that's all the fans that are left at this point.
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#36
10-12-2015, 03:23 PM

Quote:For the Jaguars: "Blow"


For the fans: "12 Angry Men"...because that's all the fans that are left at this point.


This made me laugh.
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#37
10-12-2015, 03:27 PM

30 for 30: The Worst Franchise in League History

 

Paranormal Activity: John Oesher Edition

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#38
10-12-2015, 03:34 PM

Simple..


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#39
10-12-2015, 03:37 PM

Quote:One Night in Paris

 

Cuz we're all getting it in the rear...
BAHAHAHAHAHA
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10-12-2015, 03:57 PM (This post was last modified: 10-12-2015, 04:01 PM by Flagler Jagsfan.)

Stripes


I don't know....this team seems like a Bill Murray movie. Dewey Oxberger, Francis, Sgt Hulka, etc.

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