When a country allows millions of people to break your laws and cross the border regardless of what country they came from for over several decades you have to expect bad thngs to occur eventually from the invasion. 

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How many Freudian analysts does it take to change out a light bulb?



Two. One to change out the light bulb and the other to hold the penis.

Ladder! I meant to say ladder!

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Man, my Freudian joke didn't stay up long at all.

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Man, my Freudian joke didn't stay up long at all.

Be funnier next time. :teehee:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I had the day off today.  

 

So what am I doing?

 

Sitting at home connected remotely.

 

:mellow:

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I had the day off today.  

 

So what am I doing?

 

Sitting at home connected remotely.

 

:mellow:

I can't wait till the end of April, two five day weekends in a row.

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Man, my Freudian joke didn't stay up long at all.

You nearly got dinged for that one too.

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I had the day off today.  

 

So what am I doing?

 

Sitting at home connected remotely.

 

:mellow:

 

Poor choices lead to poor lives.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

You nearly got dinged for that one too.

 

Tell me you weren't smiling as you were denying the rest of the world that humorous gem.

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Be funnier next time. :teehee:

 

Tough crowd.

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Poor choices lead to poor lives.

 

the opportunity or power to choose between two or more possibilities : the opportunity or power to make a decision

 

We as Americans are lucky to have the liberty to make many poor choices, but hopefully we don't chose to elect a communist dictator to remove those freedoms.

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I am refusing to start any new threads today because........

 

I don't know what I can believe and what I can't in the news.........

 

It is April 1st you know.........

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I am refusing to start any new threads today because........

 

I don't know what I can believe and what I can't in the news.........

 

It is April 1st you know.........

Probably a good idea!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Bryant Gumbel had a great rant on Real Sports this week about all of the 'advanced metrics' in sports right now.  For those that get sick of hearing all of the new analytics, you'll enjoy it.

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I dunno man. The terms "Bryant Gumbel" and "rant" don't exactly inspire me.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

I dunno man. The terms "Bryant Gumbel" and "rant" don't exactly inspire me.

 

I don't particularly like Gumbel either, but I enjoyed his closing statements last night.

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I just found out the home of my ex-girlfriend from high school is up for sale. Just $900,000 and it's yours.

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Holy crap. Sitting in line at Coggin waiting to drop my car off for scheduled maintenance. I think everybody else had the same idea. I'm counting 13 cars in front of me and I see a line in back of me. It's freakin' 7:00...on Saturday...come on now.

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I've got the griddle going for bacon, the coffee pot going for coffee, and the smoker going for ribs.


All this activity is making me want to nap

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

I've got the griddle going for bacon, the coffee pot going for coffee, and the smoker going for ribs.


All this activity is making me want to nap

 

And you get bonus points for utilizing the right gear for the job. Making coffee on a smoker is kind of like driving a drywall nail with the handle of a screwdriver (who amongst us is not guilty of this). 

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