When I run out of booze.

 

Oh wait...you said trivial.

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I like coconut by itself, but as soon as you put it in a desert, you've ruined it.

 

Raisins are a little different.  They don't ruin things as much as coconut does, but they are pretty useless by themself.

 

Coconuts that are in a desert. I hate dry, arid coconuts.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

Coconuts that are in a desert. I hate dry, arid coconuts.

Sahara coconuts really suck!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I hate coconut. Not the taste, the consistency. 

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I hate coconut. Not the taste, the consistency. 

 

I'd say that's the biggest problem. I'm still baffled that Mounds and Almond Joy still exist.  Who buys these?  Who eats these?

 

I feel the same way about avocado.   The fastest way to ruin an avocado is to make guacamole.

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I hate coconut. Not the taste, the consistency. [/size]

This is my issue too. Like chewing on a big hair ball or something!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

This is my issue too. Like chewing on a big hair ball or something!!

 

Are you still talking about coconuts?

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I survived the Gus Bradley Error.

I'd say that's the biggest problem. I'm still baffled that Mounds and Almond Joy still exist. Who buys these? Who eats these?


I feel the same way about avocado. The fastest way to ruin an avocado is to make guacamole.

You're weird. Those are some of the best foods on Earth.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

You're weird. Those are some of the best foods on Earth.

I agree with the Mounds and Almond Joys. I've always considered them grownup candy bars that I enjoy on occasion.

On the other hand, for some strange reason, avocados have little to no taste to me. I eat them and guacamole strictly for the texture.

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People who wear clothes and keep the tags on to be cool. Minnie Pearl was the OG of that movement and could not be further from cool.

Maybe they're planning to wear them and then return them to the store.

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You're weird. Those are some of the best foods on Earth.

 

Maybe someone should combine the two.  

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I agree with the Mounds and Almond Joys. I've always considered them grownup candy bars that I enjoy on occasion.

On the other hand, for some strange reason, avocados have little to no taste to me. I eat them and guacamole strictly for the texture.

 

They're both just like big nuts.  Avocado by itself tastes like walnut or pecan or something.  But taste like nothing in guacamole.

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"Salt Life" vehicle decals..

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Maybe someone should combine the two.

Avocado makes a great chocolate pudding substitute. I'm not sure how coconut would do but I'm willing to try.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Avocado makes a great chocolate pudding substitute. I'm not sure how coconut would do but I'm willing to try.

Why would anyone sub avocado for chocolate pudding??

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Why would anyone sub avocado for chocolate pudding??

 

It's much healthier.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

You'd never know if you weren't told.

 

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

What do you do, squirt a bunch of hershey's syrup in it?

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It's much healthier.

I am very dubious about this....

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

People who claim to be Jags fans but constantly criticize the Jags on this very message board.

 

Some constructive criticism is fine when warranted, but the constant criticism of everything is quite annoying.

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I survived the Gus Bradley Error.