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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I saw one of those electronic billboards on 95 South this morning, the ones where they post the Silver Alerts. It read "Slower Traffic Keep Right.. Minimum $121 Fine"..


Hope they really start enforcing that..

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"You can't feel it, but it's there."

 

Name of my sex tape, volume 3.

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"You can't feel it, but it's there."

 

Name of my sex tape, volume 3.

 

Straight after Volume 2 'Stop doing that, I'm asleep'..

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

Straight after Volume 2 'Stop doing that, I'm asleep'..

 

Who can forget the original, "My name's not Steve!"

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

I have off the next four days. Just need to make it to 4:00.


I think I can...I think I can...I think I can...

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So my head of department has just told us all that we can have the England V Wales game on at work..

 

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

I just went into the Political forum out of boredom.


Suddenly I feel like gouging my eyes out.

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I just went into the Political forum out of boredom.


Suddenly I feel like gouging my eyes out.

 

"Here, there be monsters"

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

I just went into the Political forum out of boredom.


Suddenly I feel like gouging my eyes out.

 

Venturing into the political forum is like that character in a horror flick that decides to check out the basement after the storm knocked out the power - and there are noises downstairs - and someone has painted a pentagram in blood on the basement door. 

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Venturing into the political forum is like that character in a horror flick that decides to check out the basement after the storm knocked out the power - and there are noises downstairs - and someone has painted a pentagram in blood on the basement door. 

 

...and she just got out of a shower.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

I just went and acquisitioned more fun size candies from our admin assistant's desk.  At least now I've done something productive today. 

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I was gonna do some work in the yard, but I waited JUST long enough apparently.


Thank you, rain.

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Some days, I get more and more convinced that Management types are not interested at all in the "how" of "how things get done." Today is one of them days.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

horrible day at work, had to notify upper management of an issue in our garage, I HATE being that guy. This next week is gonna SUUUUUUCCCK

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horrible day at work, had to notify upper management of an issue in our garage, I HATE being that guy. This next week is gonna SUUUUUUCCCK

 

I'm guessing that it ain't about how the AC doesn't work that well either. Sorry for ya man.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

We had ourselves quite a thunderstorm up here last night. Lots of lines down, folks without power, debris damage. Somebody who works for the power company had better get on this, quick!

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

"Here, there be monsters"

 

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

This is the storm Deacon was talking about.

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