You make a valid point RJ that I am not forced to weave in and out; however at what point does a Left Lane Lizard (my term for a jerk in the left lane than can move right but chooses not to) become a self righteous hazard?  

 

Not that I support the rolling roadblock in the left lane, but the actual hazard is created by the weaver.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

My southern drawl attempts always end up sounding like a gay pirate.

Arrrrr ye sure about that?

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

My southern drawl attempts always end up sounding like a gay pirate.

 

So would it be Bacardi & Coke for you then?


Rather than 'normal' rum..

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

So would it be Bacardi & Coke for you then?


Rather than 'normal' rum..

Bacardi and coke and vogue menthol instead of a pipe.


Fun fact : Pirates used to have a form of gay marriage called "Matelotage".

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Bacardi and coke and vogue menthol instead of a pipe.


Fun fact : Pirates used to have a form of gay marriage called "Matelotage".

 

I don't even wanna know why/how you know that.

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

Arrrrr ye sure about that?

Aye matey. I'd imagine staying below decks surrounded by seamen would be a gay pirates dream.

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I don't even wanna know why/how you know that.

Um a book or something..

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Um a book or something..

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

Aye matey. I'd imagine staying below decks surrounded by seamen would be a gay pirates dream.

Gay pirates are people too...don't be so judgy! :teehee:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Gay pirates are people too...don't be so judgy! :teehee:

Jack Sparrow is a little swishy.

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Jack Sparrow is a little swishy.

Look at the eyeliner and those boots!! He's minutes away from leading a parade! :thumbsup:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

When the beer store doesn't open until 1pm on Sundays...game day no less.

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Have you seen my baseball?

Look at the eyeliner and those boots!! He's minutes away from leading a parade! :thumbsup:

 

If it all matched, then I would be worried..

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

If it all matched, then I would be worried..

Matchy matchy is so out!! Any self respecting gay pirate would know that!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Matchy matchy is so out!! Any self respecting gay pirate would know that!

 

Arrrrrr I'm so behind.

 

So to speak.

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

When the Jags make a bunch of offseason moves to make fans think things are going to be different than they have been in years past and they come out in the dress rehearsal for the regular season flatter than 12 yr old boy.

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Only a chump boos the home team!

When the Jags make a bunch of offseason moves to make fans think things are going to be different than they have been in years past and they come out in the dress rehearsal for the regular season flatter than 12 yr old boy.

Flatter than a 12 year old boy is an odd expression.

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Flatter than a 12 year old boy is an odd expression.

Seconded.

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When my internet connection is having a seizure and I need to get stuff done online. 

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When people with an American accent pronounce the word harassment wrong.

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