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Man In Recliner Fires Shotgun At Imaginary Gorillas Inside His House

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09-27-2013, 04:00 PM


Man In Recliner Fires Shotgun At Imaginary Gorillas Inside His House
 

A Tennessee man took a strategic sitting position in his recliner and fired at the gorillas inside his house.

OK, the gorillas weren't real, but the unidentified Decatur man thought they were. He called police at 2:45 p.m. on Tuesday to report that giant apes were galavanting in his home, Decatur Daily reports.

 

Things must have gotten out of hand, because dispatchers say the man stopped speaking at some point and left the phone line open.

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/25...weird-news

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09-27-2013, 04:02 PM

And here all along I thought I was the only one who did this.
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09-27-2013, 04:05 PM

They must have some strong stuff in Tennessee

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09-27-2013, 04:43 PM

he has more pocket presence than gabby, did he hit his receivers..err i mean gorillas?

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09-27-2013, 04:49 PM

Dude almost shot my Wife ... I told her to shave before we visited.

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09-27-2013, 04:57 PM

Quote:Dude almost shot my Wife ... I told her to shave before we visited.
That's not  a very nice way to talk about bchbunnie.
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09-27-2013, 05:16 PM

Quote:That's not  a very nice way to talk about bchbunnie.
 

 

That's why BchBunnie4 is my wife now
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09-27-2013, 05:17 PM

Quote:That's why BchBunnie4 is my wife now
And here I thought you swung the other way.
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09-27-2013, 05:35 PM

Quote:That's why BchBunnie4 is my wife now
 

She always did like the bad boys ... we nerds never win. :confused:
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