Café's are where you get a coffee. What you're looking for is called a coffee shop.

 

You're right, I stand corrected. That would have been a let down.

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If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.
- Bob Marley


 

1. Find the man who murdered my wife

 

2. Find a wife

1 damn, sorry dude

2 uh, is there something you should tell us?

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Lol there is actually a bar on my ranch

Where can I send my résumé

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Retire my parents. Buy my mom and dad a house that they've never had. I was fortunate enough to buy a home. I'd like to see them have some type of security with them both being over fifty now. But that's about it for me. I'd like to retire my parents. Go fishing with my dad anytime we wanted to go fishing. Help my mom and wife cook up some good family meals in the kitchen on game day's. I'd like to be able to take care of my two younger brothers as well. Get them enough money to buy their own townhomes, condos or homes of their own so they can have security.

 

I've had a fun life so far. I am only twenty eight years old. I've traveled enough of Europe recently with my wife to die a happy man. I have a decent house that doesn't break the bank. I have a good job that keeps me living comfortably. I don't need anything for myself. I just wish I could give back more. My parents never had much while they raised me and my brothers up. And they deserve it in my eyes. I am not afraid to say this or admit this. But I'd gladly trade my life right now if some awesome force of power could guarantee me that in exchange for my life that my parents, my brothers and my wife could live out the rest of their lives never having to work or worry about anything ever again in their lives financially or security wise. That they could all have the freedom to enjoy life. Instead of worrying or being stressed out more than they should be.

 

I think that's all I could ask for at this point in time. Asking to see the Jacksonville Jaguars have a parade downtown after winning just one Superbowl might be asking for too much. But that's something I'd like to do. I'd like to relish in the moment just once with this city where I've been born and raised. It would be a nice touch on things. We could go on and lose for the next fifty years. I'd be happy being able to reflect on that one year we did it though.

That's admirable. You're a stand up guy.

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1. Take an RV tour of the US of A, hitting every MLB ballpark and NFL stadium for a live game (Jaguar games a priority), especially in Colorado or Washington. Probably some NHL, NBA and NCAA events, too, especially in Colorado and Washington. Meanwhile stopping at every National Park along the way, especially in Colorado and Washington.

 

2. Go to Amsterdam with a ton of Euros, take it from there.

 

3. Oh...and solve global poverty, hunger and thirst.

You had me until that last silly little point

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Where can I send my résumé

That's usually my job.

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I think I (and my wife of course) would take a tour of Europe, all first class hotels and fine restaurants, with a private tour guide and a chauffeur. The tour guide would be an expert in art, architecture, and history. And he or she would have to know all the best places to eat.

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Mila Kunis. A lot.

Aye, but would she be That 70s Show Mila or whiskey commercial Mila?

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Aye, but would she be That 70s Show Mila or whiskey commercial Mila?

She's cute, but that voice would make me stay the hell away. Nails down a chalkboard

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She's cute, but that voice would make me stay the hell away. Nails down a chalkboard

 

Depends on what she's saying and with what ummmm vigor, I'd guess.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

She's cute, but that voice would make me stay the hell away. Nails down a chalkboard

She's married to Aston Kutcher now, that alone should be a huge turnoff.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Buy 100 acres in wyoming and disappear forever with the wife and kids.

land in the middle of nowhere there is cheap you can even buy it off ebay with seller financing

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Sail around the world in my own sail boat that i would also live in.

that has always been my dream

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She's married to Aston Kutcher now, that alone should be a huge turnoff.

It is

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It is

 

Standards?

 

From the Dinger?

 

Whodd'a thunk?

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Standards?


From the Dinger?


Whodd'a thunk?

Depends on the severity of the situation

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Depends on the severity of the situation

 

Any port in a storm.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

Aye, but would she be That 70s Show Mila or whiskey commercial Mila?

Forgetting Sarah Marshall Mila.

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Only a chump boos the home team!

She's married to Aston Kutcher now, that alone should be a huge turnoff.

He can watch, but he has to pay extra.

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Only a chump boos the home team!

She's cute, but that voice would make me stay the hell away. Nails down a chalkboard

Really? It's not like she's Fran Drescher or Rosie Perez.

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Only a chump boos the home team!