How much bourbon a day will keep me really really healthy?

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Have you seen my baseball?

Superfan or Deacon dum?  I need a perspective.

Deacon dum.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I've just won £2 on a scratchcard.

 

I have no idea how I'm going to spend my winnings.

 

Details to follow.

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

You could split it with all of your friends.

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Have you seen my baseball?

You could split it with all of your friends.

He doesn't like you, so you're not getting any of it.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

You could split it with all of your friends.

 

If I did that, I'd be owed money..

 

He doesn't like you, so you're not getting any of it.

 

I don't like anyone, I'm British.

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

If I did that, I'd be owed money..

 


 

I don't like anyone, I'm British.

Liar.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Liar.

 

I've never lied.

 

Apart from when I started supporting the Jaguars. I lied to myself that day, saying that this would be a good thing.

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

I've never lied.


Apart from when I started supporting the Jaguars. I lied to myself that day, saying that this would be a good thing.

You know you like us...well, most of us any way!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I dislike everybody equally.

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Have you seen my baseball?

You know you like us...well, most of us any way!!

 

I can't deny that... you guys rock!

 

I dislike everybody equally.

 

Show's a lack of prejudice.. how very 2016, kudos.

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

Ikr...I don't play favorites.

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Have you seen my baseball?

I can't deny that... you guys rock!

 


 

Show's a lack of prejudice.. how very 2016, kudos.

He's just saying that to impress you so you'll share your huge lotto winning with him.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I hit 4 out of 5 on the Fantasy Five for $100 last night and I felt cheated.  The last time I did that it was $777. 

 

Then I won the 50/50 at bowling last night for $86.  

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Well aren't you just Mr. Money Bags...

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Have you seen my baseball?

Well aren't you just Mr. Money Bags...

Well, I was at bowling last night so I don't have the full amount left.


On a related note, my head hurts.

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My head doesn't hurt, but I'm tired.  I'm also tired of leaving work at the end of the day and going home and doing more work.

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Have you seen my baseball?

I was so...um...'tired' when I got home from bowling that I forgot to take my contacts out before I went to sleep. I thought I was going to have to pull my eyes open in the morning.

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Baseball games that go 10 innings and a rain delay significantly reduce the amount of bourbon on hand.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

yes

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Have you seen my baseball?