Here we go 
 
Piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr
We've got a piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr
That [BAD WORD REMOVED] pile of [BAD WORD REMOVED]
Never takes us very far
 
Our Carr's a big piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED]
'when the blocks are [BAD WORD REMOVED] not
And the screen pass is not [BAD WORD REMOVED] working
He's got to prayer (as in throw) it out a lot
(He's a piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED])
 
He can't see through the disguised coverages
'Cause he plays in the [BAD WORD REMOVED] SWAC
And the pre snap reads are real bad
send him to the Tacks
(He's a piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED])
 
(Piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
Piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr
(We got a piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
It sucks ostrich eggs!
(That [BAD WORD REMOVED] pile of [BAD WORD REMOVED])
100% crap
(Never takes us very far)
Oh [BAD WORD REMOVED] you Carr!!
 
He is no football player, He'd be better off playing track
Whoever designed my Carr, you make me puke in the sack
(They can bite his [BAD WORD REMOVED] too)
And He's got no [BAD WORD REMOVED] brains,
He's always way out of control
Eleven times at the game we hear "Hey, throw it [BAD WORD REMOVED]"
(You [BAD WORD REMOVED] piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED])
 
(Piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
We've got piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr
(we got a piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
His passes suck my [BAD WORD REMOVED]
(That [BAD WORD REMOVED]' pile of [BAD WORD REMOVED])
That pile of mental [BAD WORD REMOVED]
(Never takes us very far)
 
Oh what the [BAD WORD REMOVED] did we do
What the [BAD WORD REMOVED] did we do
What the [BAD WORD REMOVED] did we do
To get stuck with you
You're too jive for dive-thru
Your play smells like the shoe
It's a joke that you are wearing blue (teal)
Oh [BAD WORD REMOVED] us
 
Well his passes like to flutter
His drives always [BAD WORD REMOVED]' stall
And his arm has no touch
So the WR always drop the balls
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus his mental clock is busted
His deep passes are always hanger's
(What a pain in his [BAD WORD REMOVED])
And if he plays the whole game
We'll be seeing a ton of Anger
(We'll never ever get the trophy)
Hey shut up
(Piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
You piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr
 
(We got a piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
You piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr
(Piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
Bad [BAD WORD REMOVED] audibles
(we got a piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
No pocket [BAD WORD REMOVED] presence
(Piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
INT to Seven different Defenders
(we got a piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
[BAD WORD REMOVED] rag for an arm, crap
(Piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
His play makes the seats empty everywhere
(we got a piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
(Piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
(we got a piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
(Piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
Oh the whole NFL thinks we are losers
(You got a piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
Gabby, U and Carr are a "push"
(Piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr...)
 
 
Hope you like

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Jinjo....you have to be familiar with Adam Sandler's song "Ode to My Car" to get the parody. 

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While you've agreed with my posts of late, and I agree Carr is not the QB we need nor the QB we deserve, you sir have a lot of free time on your hands

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While you've agreed with my posts of late, and I agree Carr is not the QB we need nor the QB we deserve, you sir have a lot of free time on your hands

 

It only took me a few minutes, actually. 

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Well in that situation kudos to you

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So, no one likes it?

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<div>Here we go 
 
Piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr
We've got a piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr
That [BAD WORD REMOVED] pile of [BAD WORD REMOVED]
Never takes us very far
 
Our Carr's a big piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED]
'when the blocks are [BAD WORD REMOVED] not
And the screen pass is not [BAD WORD REMOVED] working
He's got to prayer (as in throw) it out a lot
(He's a piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED])
 
He can't see through the disguised coverages
'Cause he plays in the [BAD WORD REMOVED] SWAC
And the pre snap reads are real bad
'my friend, he needs to be a Tack
(He's a piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED])
 
(Piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
Piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr
(We got a piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
It sucks ostrich eggs!
(That [BAD WORD REMOVED] pile of [BAD WORD REMOVED])
100% crap
(Never takes us very far)
Oh [BAD WORD REMOVED] you Carr
 
He is no football player, He'd be better in the sport of track
Whoever designed my Carr, you make me puke in a sack
(They can bite his [BAD WORD REMOVED] too)
And He's got no [BAD WORD REMOVED] brains,
He's always way out of control
Eleven times at the game we hear "Hey, throw it [BAD WORD REMOVED]"
(You [BAD WORD REMOVED] piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED])
 
(Piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
We've got piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr
(we got a piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
His passes suck my [BAD WORD REMOVED]
(That [BAD WORD REMOVED]' pile of [BAD WORD REMOVED])
That pile of mental [BAD WORD REMOVED]
(Never takes us very far)
 
Oh what the [BAD WORD REMOVED] did we do
What the [BAD WORD REMOVED] did we do
What the [BAD WORD REMOVED] did we do
To get stuck with you
You're too jive for dive-thru
Your play smells like the shoe
It's a joke that you are wearing blue (teal)
Oh [BAD WORD REMOVED] us
 
Well his passes like to flutter
His drives always [BAD WORD REMOVED]' stall
And his arm has no touch
So the WR always drop the balls
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus his mental clock is busted
His passes in the air are always hanger's
(What a pain in his [BAD WORD REMOVED])
And if he plays the whole game
We'll be seeing a ton of Anger
(We never ever get the trophy)
Hey shut up
(Piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
You piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr
 
(We got a piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
You piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr
(Piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
Bad [BAD WORD REMOVED] audibles
(we got a piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
No pocket [BAD WORD REMOVED] presence
(Piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
INT to Seven different Defenders
(we got a piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
[BAD WORD REMOVED] rag for an arm, crap
(Piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
His play makes the seats empty everywhere
(we got a piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
(Piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
(we got a piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
(Piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
Oh the whole NFL thinks we are losers
(You got a piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr)
Gabby, U and Carr are a "push"
(Piece of [BAD WORD REMOVED] Carr...)
 
 
Hope you like
 

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Typical Iggles fan..

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This thread is NEVER going to die.. I'm going to bump this sucker every day as long as I'm a member of this board, so everyone can see your creativity.. Well done..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

bwahahahahahahahahaha

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Have any new macaroni artwork you've done that we can hang on the fridge too?

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This thread is NEVER going to die.. I'm going to bump this sucker every day as long as I'm a member of this board, so everyone can see your creativity.. Well done..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

bwahahahahahahahahaha

 

 

If one is familiar with (and likes the Adam Sandler song) they will like this, too. 

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What kind of car does Lefeveur drive to his NFL team again?

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I bought that album a long time ago. Funny. Remember The Hypnotist and The Goat?

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LOL..this is going way over my head.

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It should be titled as "Ode To [BAD WORD REMOVED]".

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Ode to Carr:


Twinkle Twinkle Little Car

How we wonder how you are

Rising in the draft so high

Like Mariota, in July

Twinkle Twinkle Little Car

I'd rather have Anthony Barr.

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I was wrong about Trent Baalke. 

Ode to Carr:


Twinkle Twinkle Little Car

How we wonder how you are

Rising in the draft so high

Like Mariota, in July

Twinkle Twinkle Little Car

I'd rather have Anthony Barr.

*Thumbs Up* I Approved

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