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Quote:You're giving me a complex.


I didn't say it...she did.
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Quote:So where does the magic part come in?


I already said, I take my Harry Potter impersonations very seriously.
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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 
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Never talk bad about the size of a man's wand.


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Quote:I already said, I take my Harry Potter impersonations very seriously.



Ahh...I see.
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Quote:Never talk bad about the size of a man's wand.


Wand envy?
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It's my parent's fault...they didn't give me the magic set with the big wand.


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Quote:It's my parent's fault...they didn't give me the magic set with the big wand.


I'm sure you have other good qualities to make the magic happen. Like a regular paycheck.
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I have 5 TVs.

 

BIG ONE'S


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Quote:I have 5 TVs.

 

BIG ONE'S



And a BIG truck too, I'm betting.
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YEP!!


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Quote:YEP!!



Of course you do.
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I got a fresh Turkey for Thursday.

 

I have to keep telling it to watch it's mouth and to keep it's hands to itself.


I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

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You got a turkey with hands?


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Hands, wings, feathers, whatever. I'm no linguist.


I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

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Quote:I got a fresh Turkey for Thursday.

 

I have to keep telling it to watch it's mouth and to keep it's hands to itself.
 

If you got it for Thursday, how will that be fresh?

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Well, if you like chicken fingers, you'll probably love those turkey fingers.


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Quote:If you got it for Thursday, how will that be fresh?
 

I'll give it plenty of sunlight and spritz it with water occasionally. That should do the trick. 

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Quote:I'll give it plenty of sunlight and spritz it with water occasionally. That should do the trick. 
 

Just leave it in the car.  That's usually what I do.

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Quote:I got a fresh Turkey for Thursday.

 

I have to keep telling it to watch it's mouth and to keep it's hands to itself.


They are a dirty bird, aren't they?
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Davenport, Iowa.

 

 

Just one more cold and windy place on this tour.  Ugh.  


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