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homebiscuit · 12-22-2013, 08:26 PM

Go to the mall with the woman. Jump over the balcony just once, ferchristssake. Then, leave her at home next season. That should give you plenty of time to heal.

Sammy · 12-22-2013, 08:45 PM

Quote:Over $100 for just the two of you? Yes...she costs too much!! She's bored so she's "shopping" in the stadium!

That is a pretty observant observation. Now go look in the mirror ... You are a woman, too. Tongue

**Bchbunnie4** · 12-22-2013, 08:51 PM

Quote:That is a pretty observant observation. Now go look in the mirror ... You are a woman, too.

That's why I know what I'm talking about!! :woot:

What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

WingerDinger · 12-22-2013, 09:20 PM

Quote:That's why I know what I'm talking about!! :woot:

**Bchbunnie4** · 12-22-2013, 09:28 PM

Quote:

No, really...I am a girl!! :woot:

What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

WingerDinger · 12-22-2013, 09:29 PM

Quote:No, really...I am a girl!! :woot:

That means you're not only pretending, you're lying too haha

**Bchbunnie4** · 12-22-2013, 10:02 PM

Quote:That means you're not only pretending, you're lying too haha

Harrumph!!!

What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

homebiscuit · 12-23-2013, 08:56 AM

I'm moving to Switzerland.

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/business-25415501

jag86fan · 12-23-2013, 09:00 AM

Are you spending more at the game than you'd spend on a divorce lawyer? If so, then you are spending too much...

To be honest, when my kid was little I'd spend $80.00 to $100.00 on food and drinks for him, whatever friend he brought and myself. It was always hot enough that they'd need a frozen drink once or twice a game also, which helped bring the total closer to $100.00...

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The Drifter · 12-24-2013, 03:49 PM

Quote:No, really...I am a girl!! :woot:

You Better be, you E-Married me! :teehee: :yes:

~~xJAGGYx~~ · 12-24-2013, 03:50 PM

Quote:Are you spending more at the game than you'd spend on a divorce lawyer? If so, then you are spending too much...

To be honest, when my kid was little I'd spend $80.00 to $100.00 on food and drinks for him, whatever friend he brought and myself. It was always hot enough that they'd need a frozen drink once or twice a game also, which helped bring the total closer to $100.00...

Yeah, wasn't all her fault. Since it's not her thing I try to make the best out of it. But so far it's been a little more than expected. Oh well. As long as they are happy.

~~xJAGGYx~~ · 12-24-2013, 03:52 PM

Any one need help or tips with cooking their Christmas ham or turkey or prime rib? I can help because I'm a master baster!

manpurse · 12-24-2013, 03:56 PM

Quote:Any one need help or tips with cooking their Christmas ham or turkey or prime rib? I can help because I'm a master baster!

I'm not cooking ham or turkey or anything, but my hot pocket package only has Spanish directions.

WHAT DO I DO?? WHERE DOES IT EVEN GO???

"I'll die young, but it's like kissing God."

~~xJAGGYx~~ · 12-24-2013, 04:06 PM

Quote:I'm not cooking ham or turkey or anything, but my hot pocket package only has Spanish directions.

WHAT DO I DO?? WHERE DOES IT EVEN GO???

You toss that joker in the microwave and cross your fingers. Those darn things are always freezing in the middle while the ends are hot enough to melt your paper plate. May I recommend just baking pizza pockets? I'll help baste 'em.... With my special basting concoction.

manpurse · 12-24-2013, 11:28 PM

Quote:You toss that joker in the microwave and cross your fingers. Those darn things are always freezing in the middle while the ends are hot enough to melt your paper plate. May I recommend just baking pizza pockets? I'll help baste 'em.... With my special basting concoction.

Is "special" really just code for "bodily"?

SIGN MY NAME ON THE DOTTED LINE NEXT TO YOURS!!!!

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manpurse · 12-25-2013, 02:24 AM

Maaane.... Whey aw' da shawties be at? It damn chrimma an' my piece done step up an' out to me like whey she goin' bruddren I don' fa rea' gots a know??? Dis make a sense to any yaw' loc?

"I'll die young, but it's like kissing God."

**Bchbunnie4** · 12-25-2013, 03:00 AM

I see someone's been cleaning up the boards...

What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

manpurse · 12-25-2013, 03:19 AM

Quote:I see someone's been cleaning up the boards...

Call it a return to form. I've missed having this state of mind on this state of board. 'Tis a thing of rapture.

I guess... What was the question? Wait, were you even referring to me? I don't understand idioms so goodly.

"I'll die young, but it's like kissing God."

WingerDinger · 12-25-2013, 08:36 AM

Quote:I see someone's been cleaning up the boards...

They needed to with all your 2Pac speak there, Popeye..

manpurse · 12-25-2013, 09:20 AM

Quote:They needed to with all your 2Pac speak there, Popeye..

Wait, what did they need to do? Don't know that I've seen anything done...

Cleanup as idiom or cleanup is edit/removal? WHER?

No worries; quiescence is imminent. Mosey on soon I shall. Sad face.

"I'll die young, but it's like kissing God."