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Study: Alcohol Can Boost Your Immune System

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12-24-2013, 05:35 PM


Study: Alcohol Can Boost Your Immune System
 

ATLANTA (CBS Atlanta) – According to a new study, alcohol can boost your immune system.

Researchers vaccinated animals and then gave them access to alcohol. Researchers found that the animals that had consumed alcohol also had faster responses to the vaccines.

 

http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2013/12/24/s...ne-system/

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#2
12-24-2013, 05:39 PM

First, I find out that coffee can ward off dementia, and now I find out alcohol can boost my immune system.   I'm having a very good year!  

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12-24-2013, 05:48 PM

I'm immortal. Smile

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#4
12-24-2013, 07:49 PM

It really only makes sense that alcohol would help boost the immune system.

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12-24-2013, 08:14 PM

I'm gonna live forever! Banana

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12-24-2013, 09:00 PM

Alcohol also gives you better judgement..
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12-24-2013, 09:09 PM

My immune system is gonna be extra strong tonight.

60% of the time, It works Everytime...

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12-24-2013, 11:49 PM

Well damn... I'll eventually die of the common cold or something, I'm sure; alcohol just isn't my preferred cup o' vice, ever since aging beyond 17 and all.  

 

OHHHHHH TAKE THAT ALKIES!!

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12-25-2013, 12:26 PM

Quote:I'm immortal. Smile




Sammykins...I think you accidentally spelled that word wrong! Seems you added a T where you shouldn't have!! :thumbsup:
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12-25-2013, 12:29 PM

Quote:First, I find out that coffee can ward off dementia, and now I find out alcohol can boost my immune system.   I'm having a very good year!



Start drinking Irish Coffee and you'll live forever!! :thumbsup:
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12-25-2013, 12:45 PM

Quote:Start drinking Irish Coffee and you'll live forever!! :thumbsup:
 

Me likey Irish coffee here :thumbsup: 
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12-25-2013, 12:47 PM

Quote:Me likey Irish coffee here :thumbsup:



I've never been able to drink the stuff myself! :blink:
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12-25-2013, 12:48 PM (This post was last modified: 12-25-2013, 12:48 PM by The Mad Dog.)

Quote:I've never been able to drink the stuff myself! :blink:
 

Your loss. Errrr......maybe I'm just an alcoholic.....well, I am part Irish, after all. :yes: Wink

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12-25-2013, 12:50 PM

Quote:Your loss. Errrr......maybe I'm just an alcoholic.....well, I am part Irish, after all. :yes: Wink



The stuff feels like I'm trying to drink paint thinner or something...burns the lining of my throat!! :yucky:
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12-25-2013, 12:51 PM

Quote:The stuff feels like I'm trying to drink paint thinner or something...burns the lining of my throat!! :yucky:
 

I refrain to make dirty joke here despite the softball lofted my way, on account that its Christmas  :yes: 
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12-25-2013, 12:54 PM

Quote:I refrain to make dirty joke here despite the softball lofted my way, on account that its Christmas  :yes:



Don't offend the baby Jesus!!! :no:
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12-25-2013, 12:57 PM

Quote:Don't offend the baby Jesus!!! :no:
 

Exactly. 
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12-25-2013, 12:59 PM

Quote:Exactly.



Or the Bunnie! Big Grin
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12-25-2013, 08:55 PM

I've said it before and I'll say it again, drinking rum before 9 am does not make you an alcoholic, it makes you a pirate!   :pirate:

 

 

 

 

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