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The Offseason Lulabye For Jag Fans

  • Offline Dakota
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#1
01-04-2017, 09:52 AM

Hush little posters, don't you cry,

There will be a dozen mock drafts for you guys.

And if those mock drafts you don't like,

The new coach might let Jack play the Mike.

And if the Lb's don't play good,

Caldwell will re-sign Ziggy Hood.

And if the D-line can't get sacks,

Caldwell will sign more defensive backs.

And if that plan still won't work,

We'll call Caldwell a stupid jerk.

 

Add on verses as you please. It's therapeutic.

What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.







 




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  • Offline superfan32
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#2
01-04-2017, 09:56 AM

I know I feel better already...Thanks!!

Have you seen my baseball?
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  • Offline Deacon
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#3
01-04-2017, 09:57 AM

...

 

I'm confused

I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!
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  • Offline Dakota
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01-04-2017, 10:04 AM

Quote:...

 

I'm confused
Me too.
What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.







 




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  • Offline NYC4jags
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#5
01-04-2017, 11:24 AM

Singing it softly over and over until I'm calm.....

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  • Offline CrimsonJag
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#6
01-11-2017, 10:36 AM

Turrible.
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  • Offline maheo30
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#7
01-11-2017, 10:56 AM

Well done! But nothing can make me feel better about the Doug Moron hire. It's a Cleveland Browns level move.
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  • Offline sublime92
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#8
01-12-2017, 03:01 PM

And if Dakota makes another Song

Ill take 10 rips from my Jaguar Bong
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