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Tostitos' New Party Bag Knows When You've Been Drinking and Will Even Call You an Uber

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01-25-2017, 04:51 PM


Tostitos' New Party Bag Knows When You've Been Drinking and Will Even Call You an Uber
 

Doritos might have crashed out of the Super Bowl after a decade of fun ads, but Frito-Lay still has a few party tricks up its sleeve for this year's big game. The chip maker's Tostitos brand has made a limited-edition "Party Safe" bag that can tell when you've been drinking, and will help you get home safely from that Super Bowl party.

 

http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/tostitos-n...ber-175727

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01-25-2017, 05:04 PM

Because we need a bag to force us to act responsibly.  



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#3
01-25-2017, 05:30 PM

Are Cheetos Chips?


Been arguing over this one for a while.
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01-25-2017, 05:43 PM

Quote:Are Cheetos Chips?


Been arguing over this one for a while.
Crunchy or puffs?
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01-25-2017, 06:04 PM

Quote:Crunchy or puffs?


Crunchy
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01-25-2017, 06:51 PM (This post was last modified: 01-25-2017, 06:54 PM by Jagwired.)

Quote:Crunchy
Not chips. Don't know what to refer to them as. Crunchy is good, puffs are an abomination against man.

 

 

edit, My dog wont eat a puff. If a dog wont eat it whats that say about it? They are like this stuff covered with orange [BLEEP].

 

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01-25-2017, 06:54 PM

How much for this bag though? I'm not paying $15 for tortilla chips
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01-25-2017, 07:09 PM

Quote:Not chips. Don't know what to refer to them as. Crunchy is good, puffs are an abomination against man.

 

 

edit, My dog wont eat a puff. If a dog wont eat it whats that say about it? They are like this stuff covered with orange [BAD WORD REMOVED].

 

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I totally agree. The puffs taste like styrofoam covered in cheese dust. It's unnatural, I tell ya. 
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01-25-2017, 08:03 PM

I say they're chips.
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01-25-2017, 08:36 PM

Quote:I say they're chips.
This dude disagrees.

 

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01-25-2017, 09:43 PM

Quote:This dude disagrees.

 
<a class="bbc_url" href='https://youtu.be/MZfHgPwM39w'>https://youtu.be/MZfHgPwM39w</a>


What an orator lol
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#12
01-26-2017, 04:05 AM

I say puffs.

 

They're basically the same as Wotsits (Not sure if you get them over there)...

 

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01-26-2017, 08:01 AM

I'll tell Tostitos when I had enough
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01-26-2017, 03:26 PM

Quote:I say puffs.


They're basically the same as Wotsits (Not sure if you get them over there)...

<a class="bbc_url" href='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Wotsits.JPG'>[Image: 200px-Wotsits.JPG]</a>


Get your weird British food out of here
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01-26-2017, 08:11 PM

Quote:Get your weird British food out of here


Wotsat?
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01-26-2017, 08:30 PM

Quote:I say they're chips.
 

I used to value your opinion here, but now I can't even look at your posts after this awful take.
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01-27-2017, 03:35 AM

Quote:Because we need a bag to force us to act responsibly.


Knowing the drunk driving statistics; yes you do.
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01-27-2017, 06:30 AM

Quote:Get your weird British food out of here


I'll be right back with toad in the hole for dinner and trifle for pudding..
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01-27-2017, 10:38 AM

Reading things in an English accent makes me feel physically ill sometimes.


Also some of the accents. Funnily enough the only accent I like is the scouser accent.
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01-27-2017, 12:12 PM

Quote:I'll be right back with toad in the hole for dinner and trifle for pudding..

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