Does Minnie have armpit hair?

 

Oui.

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

Are there unfriendly reminders? People always send me friendly reminders.

 

Just be late with your IRS payment...

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

So...I stopped by the old neighborhood over the weekend. Don't know if anybody remembers (or cares), but one of the reasons that I moved was this idiot that kept on suing the HOA because he didn't like the way they were doing things. Well without going into the whole thing, spoke with my old next-door neighbor (also the president) and the guy lost his final court case the HOA and was basically told to knock it off and his case(s) was closed. Oh...that...and he owes the HOA $168,000 in restitution. I might have felt a little bad for someone else, but this [BLEEP] head deserves whatever he got. It made me smile.

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I'll be honest, I'm really surprised that word is not banned.

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Have you seen my baseball?

I'll be honest, I'm really surprised that word is not banned.

 

I was pretty surprised myself.

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It probably will be soon...way to go Rico

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Have you seen my baseball?

It probably will be soon...way to go Rico

 

Did I win the internets today?

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I guess, but you've forever ruined the ability for anybody else to ever type that word on here ever again.

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Have you seen my baseball?

I don't mean to brag, but today is my Friday. I'm getting paid to not come to work the next two days. How will I ever survive until Monday???

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

So...I stopped by the old neighborhood over the weekend.  Don't know if anybody remembers (or cares), but one of the reasons that I moved was this idiot that kept on suing the HOA because he didn't like the way they were doing things.  Well without going into the whole thing, spoke with my old next-door neighbor (also the president) and the guy lost his final court case the HOA and was basically told to knock it off and his case(s) was closed. Oh...that...and he owes the HOA $168,000 in restitution.  I might have felt a little bad for someone else, but this [WORD] deserves whatever he got.  It made me smile.

 

It's oh so satisfying when someone gets their just desserts. In a bad or good way.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

I'll be honest, I'm really surprised that word is not banned.

Yeah, it should have been...

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Rico ruined it for everybody.

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Have you seen my baseball?

Jealous.

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Maybe...depends if you have more beer in your fridge than I do.

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Have you seen my baseball?

Like I'm going to tell you if I do.  Get your own beer.

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I really thought you say something like "Of course I have more beer in my fridge than you do.  You don't have ANY beer in my fridge."  But I guess you weren't clever enough to think of that.

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Have you seen my baseball?

I'll be moving to a new place soon so I've been preparing by getting all the crap out of the attic and into proper moving boxes. Turns out I have a lot less crap than I thought and a lot more empty boxes.

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Well you can knock me down, step on my face.. Slander my name all over the place.. Do anything that ya wanna do, but uh-uh baby lay off them shoes..

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My stomach seems to be a tad on the fritz this morning. I doubt it has anything to do with the beer and tequila at bowling last night.

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This pollen is killing me.

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Have you seen my baseball?