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Quote:Ever take a dump so massive you feel totally void inside? I've taken a picture and named them before!
Quote:I've taken a picture and named them before! Before is an odd name. Not dum like "deacon" or "Rico", but odd, like DARLOjag84. “An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato
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Quote:I am awake way before I should be. Would you rather be awake way before you should be or would you rather be asleep way longer then you should be as in oversleeping and being late for work, or an important appointment?
I survived the Gus Bradley Error.
We have our 'employee appreciation lunch' today. I'm so giddy I can hardly contain myself. I'm sure this is supposed to make us feel better about our crappy bonuses this year.
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Quote:Would you rather be awake way before you should be or would you rather be asleep way longer then you should be as in oversleeping and being late for work, or an important appointment? Hmmmm.... I absolutely loathe being late to anything (thanks Army drill sergeants!) so I guess you have a point. The funny thing is, I have been out of the Army since the mid-90's and all of that stuff is still ingrained in my brain. Example, we couldn't walk on grass at all unless we were doing PT or practicing marching for a ceremony, etc. To this day I avoid walking on grass if there is a sidewalk or some other means to get to my destination. Drives my husband nuts because he is a "shortest distance" kind of guy and my avoiding grass is obviously not compatible with his mindset. Lol.
Quote:We have our 'employee appreciation lunch' today. I'm so giddy I can hardly contain myself. I'm sure this is supposed to make us feel better about our crappy bonuses this year. Oh bonuses! We should hear how much we're getting this year in a few weeks. We show less advertisements to registered users. Accounts are free; join today!
Quote:We have our 'employee appreciation lunch' today. I'm so giddy I can hardly contain myself. I'm sure this is supposed to make us feel better about our crappy bonuses this year. I remember those days except we had awesome food and it was done quarterly since we got quarterly bonuses. They spent some money on all that food. Brought out those gigantic grills and cooked up burgers and chicken. Good stuff. That's when it was AT&T Universal credit card. When Citibank bought them out all the good perks and employee appreciation went by way of the dinosaur. Quote:I remember those days except we had awesome food and it was done quarterly since we got quarterly bonuses. They spent some money on all that food. Brought out those gigantic grills and cooked up burgers and chicken. Good stuff. That's when it was AT&T Universal credit card. When Citibank bought them out all the good perks and employee appreciation went by way of the dinosaur. Just kinda sucks since I got such a great bonus my first two years here (three if you consider I was only here 6 months the first year when bonuses were handed out). However, the company is up for sale and the powers that be didn't want to have all of the bonuses on the books. I actually got the max allowable...which was paltry compared to the last two years. I just find it funny that we're getting this 'appreciation lunch' and we oddly didn't get one the prior two years. It's kind like...'well we screwed them over on their bonuses so lets give 'em a nice lunch'. Whatever. Caca occurs. ![]()
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The cool thing about airports is that when your flight is delayed, you get to overpay for watered down drinks.
I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.
Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say! Quote:The cool thing about airports is that when your flight is delayed, you get to overpay for watered down drinks. Two werdz: beer ![]() Quote:Two werdz: beer They put bourbon in that?
I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.
Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say! We show less advertisements to registered users. Accounts are free; join today! Quote:I now, officially, feel appreciated. They'll fire ya for that.
I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.
Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!
I may leave work early today, because I don't want to be here.
Have you seen my baseball?
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