Well, you guys all know what a romantic and sentimental person I am.

 

It's what you're known for.

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

Make a rubber mold of your "junk"...that way, when you pull those double shifts, she won't miss you.

 

You're welcome.

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Have you seen my baseball?

Make a rubber mold of your "junk"...that way, when you pull those double shifts, she won't miss you.

 

You're welcome.

 

It'll probably have a better personality than me too..

 

I'm not trying to get her to leave me..

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

So, I’m not going to dwell on my own siblings, because this isn’t about them.  But I found out about this from a Facebook post.  None of my six other brother and/or sisters picked up the [BAD WORD REMOVED] phone to tell me.

 

I saw on Facebook that my niece had died at 40 years of age.  When my wife and I called to offer condolences to my brother, I found out that she had committed suicide.

 

I would never say that I agree with suicide, but I can’t say that I don’t understand.  Poor girl had a rare nerve disorder where she had been in constant pain for over 25 years.  She had chronic asthma and was allergic to so many foods she never knew she was allergic until she accidentally ate something that she was unaware she was allergic to.  Most often, it would send her to the ER.

 

It’s been very difficult for my brother and his wife (obviously) as they are both very religious people, but they think she probably just couldn’t take the pain anymore.  They found her when they got home from work on Friday.

 

Please keep Cindy in your prayers.  She was a good kid that led an extremely difficult life.

 

Sorry for bringing this gloom to this goofy thread.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Make a rubber mold of your "junk"...that way, when you pull those double shifts, she won't miss you.

 

You're welcome.

 

What the hell would he be doing with a Chinese boat?

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No, not a Chinese boat...I meant his "dingy".

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Have you seen my baseball?

What the hell would he be doing with a Chinese boat?

Entertaining another man in a boat.

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I'm pretty sure a dingy is smaller than a junk...but I'm no expert.

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Have you seen my baseball?

Entertaining another man in a boat.

 

Sounds like we're going clamming.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

My wife made her home made chili last night...and I had numerous beers at bowling.


This morning has not been pretty thus far.

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My wife made her home made chili last night...and I had numerous beers at bowling.

This morning has not been pretty thus far.

You're probably violating the Geneva Convention with that kind of bio-war.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

You're probably violating the Geneva Convention with that kind of bio-war.

I'm quite fortunate that my office is right around the corner from

...um...my other 'office' this morning.

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I figured out last night that I really like Guinness.

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Have you seen my baseball?

Well, my stomach should settle down quite a bit after the hot wings for lunch.

 

:mellow:

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Man, I can't wait to go stand in a field for two hours tonight while the temperature plummets below 30°!

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

Man, I can't wait to go stand in a field for two hours tonight while the temperature plummets below 30°!

Well how else can you be outstanding in your field?

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Well how else can you be outstanding in your field?

+1 for you, my witty friend!! :yes:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Well how else can you be outstanding in your field?

 

Who says it was mine?

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

OK.  I have something to admit.  I really like beer.  Beer and pizza.  Although beer would take the edge.  Nachos are really good too.  Or some really good, properly looked wings, in some nice hot sauce.  Hot, but tasty.  Although I think beer would still take that one.  Or at least go with that one.  Come to think of it, beer goes with pizza too,  It's kinda like some universal condiment. 

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I forgot to eat dinner last night.  Good thing I had plenty of beer in the fridge.

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Have you seen my baseball?