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Small things that make you smile

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#81
03-22-2017, 03:54 PM

Quote:When you pick up a chick from the bar after midnight, wake up in the morning, look at her, and she's greater than a 3 on a scale of 1 thru 10.
 

And she doesn't break the scale in your bathroom.


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#82
03-22-2017, 08:33 PM

Quote:And she doesn't break the scale in your bathroom.
 

I'm pretty sure he said you have to use 3 scales.
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#83
03-23-2017, 11:13 AM

Those with small hands. They have it so much easier to pull things outta their [BLEEP]....rear end.

It's a fake smile, but a smile nonetheless.
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#84
03-23-2017, 01:18 PM

Being given a $10k budget for a project and coming in at $2500.
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#85
03-23-2017, 01:40 PM

Stuffed Crust Pizza
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#86
03-23-2017, 02:01 PM

Puppies...I really like puppies.

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#87
03-23-2017, 02:07 PM

Quote:Puppies...I really like puppies.
 

I like kitty myself.


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#88
03-23-2017, 02:13 PM

Meh...some kitties are too furry.  But we've had this discussion before.

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#89
03-23-2017, 02:21 PM

Quote:Meh...some kitties are too furry.  But we've had this discussion before.


Some kitties need a little fur.

[Image: Fq1sv.jpg]
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#90
03-23-2017, 02:22 PM

I've seen some pretty nasty looking kitties before...but damn, that poor thing.

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#91
03-23-2017, 03:40 PM

I feel really good when somebody I don't like trips over something.

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#92
03-23-2017, 05:59 PM

Quote:Some kitties need a little fur.

[Image: Fq1sv.jpg]
 

 

I think I know her.

 

Her boobs look very familure.

 

Turn her around so I can be sure.
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#93
03-23-2017, 06:08 PM

Quote:I like kitty myself.
You're welcome.

 

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#94
03-23-2017, 07:02 PM

Quote:Puppies...I really like puppies.
http://www.jaguars.com/media-gallery/pho...235d#start
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#95
03-24-2017, 08:38 AM

When I write a little rant about beards and get 7 pages of responses. 

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#96
03-24-2017, 11:22 AM

Quote:When I write a little rant about beards and get 7 pages of responses.


And some of them are even about beards!
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#97
03-24-2017, 11:43 AM

I saw a bearded lady at the carnival one day...I also have seen several at Wal-Mart.

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#98
03-24-2017, 03:36 PM

My favorite beards are Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes.
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#99
03-24-2017, 07:03 PM

Quote:My favorite beards are Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes.


And Kelly Preston
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#100
03-24-2017, 08:12 PM

Quote:And some of them are even about beards!
Well, not many lol.
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