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Bringing back the mullet

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#81
03-26-2017, 03:43 PM

Please allow me to.....mullet over. 

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#82
03-26-2017, 03:50 PM

Quote:When it comes to mullets, there's only one man to style it on:

 

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Agassi and Swayze disagree.

 

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#83
03-26-2017, 03:51 PM

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#84
03-26-2017, 04:17 PM

Quote:So is it only jorts if they're cutoffs? What if we bought them as jean shorts is that a jort?


All jean shorts are jorts.
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#85
03-28-2017, 05:14 PM

Quote:[Image: patrick-swayze-recording-artists-and-gro...to-u25.jpg]
 

It's still no contest.
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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 
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#86
03-28-2017, 05:30 PM

Quote:Agassi and Swayze disagree.

 

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Agassi just isn't fair.

 

He's Greek.

 

Wherever there's hair, there's mullet.  His thighs have mullet in that pic.

 

Swayze is American Mullet<sup>TM</sup>, with Hannah Montana's dad close behind.
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#87
03-28-2017, 06:31 PM

I once made a mullet out of my genital hairs...  It was all "business in the front" and "party in the back".



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#88
03-28-2017, 06:49 PM

Quote:Agassi just isn't fair.


He's Greek.


Wherever there's hair, there's mullet. His thighs have mullet in that pic.


Swayze is American Mullet<sup>TM</sup>, with Hannah Montana's dad close behind.


Greek???
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03-28-2017, 07:03 PM

Quote:I once made a mullet out of my genital hairs...  It was all "business in the front" and "party in the back".


We don't even wanna know what kind of party you were having back there... :blink:
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03-28-2017, 07:04 PM

Quote:We don't even wanna know what kind of party you were having back there... :blink:
 

It was a "rootin tootin" time.


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#91
03-28-2017, 07:06 PM

Quote:Greek???


Isn't he of Armenian decent?
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#92
03-28-2017, 07:06 PM

Quote:It was a "rootin tootin" time.


It's the rootin part that's a little scary...
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03-28-2017, 07:08 PM

Quote:Isn't he of Armenian decent?


I thought he was French
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#94
03-29-2017, 09:57 AM

Quote:What if your mom sewed the bottom of them jorts so they looked like them fancy hemmed 'jorts.'
 

I think you already know the answer to that question.
I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!
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#95
03-29-2017, 10:10 AM

Quote:Its time to bring the mullet back to its glory days. It used to be a haircut of the people, loved and respected by all. Now its a shadow of its former self and seen as haircut solely for those of low intelligence and poor social standing.


I'm bringing the mullet back, who's with me on this noble crusade?
 

Gotta let the man bun run its course.
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#96
03-30-2017, 05:59 AM

Quote:All jean shorts are jorts.


Well than long move the jorts!
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03-30-2017, 07:33 AM

Quote:Well than long move the jorts!
 

Let's try this post again, but in English this time.
I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!
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#98
03-30-2017, 09:46 AM

Quote:Let's try this post again, but in English this time.



I'm thinking he meant "live"...but you never know. :teehee:
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03-31-2017, 02:13 PM

Quote:Let's try this post again, but in English this time.


Meh children of the jorts know what I meant
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03-31-2017, 02:13 PM

Quote:I'm thinking he meant "live"...but you never know. :teehee:


See bb is a fellow jorter
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