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12 of the best pick-up lines, according to Reddit

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10-18-2014, 03:40 PM


12 of the best pick-up lines, according to Reddit
By <a class="" href='https://www.jackthreads.com/authors/carrie-dennis'>CARRIE DENNIS</a> , posted on 10/15/14

 


The best (worst?) pick-up line I’ve ever received at a bar is “You don’t sweat much for a fat chick". It was vaguely offensive and mostly untrue (I ate a lot of Cheez-Its in college, OKAY??) but certainly got us chatting, which I guess is the point of these things. Anyway, here are 12 of the best lady-lines, provided by the lovely, kind, and gentle folks over at Reddit!

 

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10-18-2014, 03:55 PM

I usually go with the crayon/eye color pick-up line. 50% of the time, works every time.

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10-18-2014, 05:48 PM

The SAT one was funny
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10-18-2014, 08:37 PM

Fineapple lol I like that one.

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10-18-2014, 08:39 PM

Do guys really use lines like these?
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???
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10-18-2014, 08:56 PM

Quote:Do guys really use lines like these?

I would hope not, and if they do, I'd hope it never works. If it did that is pretty scary that men are that stupid to say that and women are that stupid to be flattered or whatever by it.
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10-18-2014, 11:09 PM

Quote:Do guys really use lines like these?


I use cheesy pickup lines on the wife all the time. She loves it!
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10-18-2014, 11:11 PM

Quote:I use cheesy pickup lines on the wife all the time. She loves it!



Pity sex is still sex! :thumbsup:
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10-19-2014, 01:26 AM (This post was last modified: 10-19-2014, 01:27 AM by The Mad Dog.)

Quote:Do guys really use lines like these?
 

They do, and I've seen it work.....but then again, I wouldn't want any of those women that I've seen those sort of pick up lines actually be effective on. I like a woman with a bit more than an empty can upstairs. 

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10-19-2014, 04:10 AM

Quote:Do guys really use lines like these?
 

Ummm....I....well......uhhhh.
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10-19-2014, 07:52 AM

Quote:Pity sex is still sex! :thumbsup:


Haha i defiantly count it!


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10-19-2014, 05:05 PM

Those are the 12 best?
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