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Naked woman climbs downtown Portland flagpole

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08-21-2014, 04:38 PM


Naked woman climbs downtown Portland flagpole
 

PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) - Police say they've sent a 34-year-old woman to the hospital for a mental evaluation after she made a naked flagpole climb on the roof of a downtown Portland office building.


Police said she stripped about midnight Wednesday, hauled down the flag and then wrapped herself in it, brandishing a lighter and fire extinguisher.

 

http://www.komonews.com/news/local/Naked...95021.html

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08-21-2014, 05:07 PM

pics or it didn't happen.

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08-21-2014, 05:13 PM

Spamela?

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08-21-2014, 05:27 PM

Sounds like she was awfully ambitious. 

 

Drugs and mental health disorders?  Color me shocked. 

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08-21-2014, 05:58 PM

Quote:pics or it didn't happen.
 

Be careful what you wish for.  This might turn out like the school teacher who was caught drunk and naked in her classroom.  Remember that one?   Sick
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08-21-2014, 06:06 PM

Quote:Be careful what you wish for.  This might turn out like the school teacher who was caught drunk and naked in her classroom.  Remember that one?   Sick
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing, although there are some here who might not be so bothered by that image.  For me, it left me scarred when I saw the mugshot. 
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08-21-2014, 08:37 PM

Yeah...it's never the people that you'd want to see naked that get naked in public!!
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???
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08-22-2014, 01:58 PM

Quote:Be careful what you wish for.  This might turn out like the school teacher who was caught drunk and naked in her classroom.  Remember that one?   Sick
 

don't ruin the fantasy man!
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08-22-2014, 02:39 PM

Quote:don't ruin the fantasy man!


Ya never know, man. You could have been caught looking up into something that looked like a half-eaten ham & cheese sammich.
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08-25-2014, 11:45 AM

Quote:Ya never know, man. You could have been caught looking up into something that looked like a half-eaten ham & cheese sammich.
 

You'll excuse me while I go scrub my eyes with ammonia in order to remove that vision from my memory.
I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

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08-25-2014, 11:56 AM

Quote:You'll excuse me while I go scrub my eyes with ammonia in order to remove that vision from my memory.



It's the cheese part that threw it over the top, huh? :yucky:
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08-25-2014, 12:17 PM

Quote:It's the cheese part that threw it over the top, huh? :yucky:
 

The "ham" sure didn't help either!
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08-25-2014, 02:03 PM

Did I mention it was ham and cheese with mayo?
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08-25-2014, 02:22 PM

Quote:Did I mention it was ham and cheese with mayo?
Was that cottage cheese?
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08-25-2014, 02:55 PM

Quote:Was that cottage cheese?


That's what she was smuggling in her thighs.
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08-25-2014, 02:56 PM

Quote:That's what she was smuggling in her thighs.
Well, it does help make that pole climbing a bit easier, although the potential chafing is ridiculous.
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08-25-2014, 03:20 PM

Quote:Was that cottage cheese?
Fumunda.
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