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The Adieu Haiku

  • Offline Adam2012
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#1
08-04-2014, 01:17 PM

Peter King always ends his Monday Morning Quarterback columns with a haiku. I have no idea why.

 

For today's column he ended with:

 

Jags coach Gus Bradley

Could sub for Tony Robbins

The man can inspire

 

The sun's not yellow, it's chicken.
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08-04-2014, 01:52 PM (This post was last modified: 08-05-2014, 07:37 AM by David4499.)

PLEASE SCORE MORE TOUCHDOWS

WE CANT TAKE THIS POO no mo

WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN

I ain't no monkey... I'm an ape. Banana
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#3
08-04-2014, 02:16 PM

Haikus suck.

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#4
08-04-2014, 02:22 PM

Jaguars Head Coach

Gus Bradley shall continue

to amaze us all
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#5
08-04-2014, 02:24 PM

Quote:PLEASE SCORE MORE TOUCHDOWS   5 green check mark

WE CANT TAKE THIS POO ANYMORE   8 red x

WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN                             5 green check mark
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#6
08-04-2014, 02:26 PM

basically three lines consisting of 5,7,5 total of 17 syllabels usually about nature.  Really lame, and really dumb...

http://www.howmanysyllables.com/wordprocessor  will help you create one but basically its almost a syllabel per vowel.

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08-04-2014, 02:28 PM (This post was last modified: 08-04-2014, 02:33 PM by DewtheMathis.)

The crocodiles fled,

The powerful jaw opens,

a vicious roar heard

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#8
08-04-2014, 03:07 PM

I guess thats cool... Ive never really liked Haiku's I mean i get them but...i just dont care typically lol

:thanks: Extra Life 2016 is 11/05/16 :thanks:
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#9
08-04-2014, 06:37 PM

Quote:Haikus suck.
 

You're just trying to lure CowboyBarry out of hibernation.
If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.
- Bob Marley

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#10
08-04-2014, 09:43 PM

worker bees can leave
even drones can fly away
the queen is their slave

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#11
08-08-2014, 02:23 PM

Quote:I guess thats cool... Ive never really liked Haiku's I mean i get them but...i just dont care typically lol
Yeah I never saw the point really, just make a normal rhyme...
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#12
08-08-2014, 02:46 PM

Haikus thrill me not

I do not see their purpose

I would rather fish

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