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440-Pound Man Turned Away From Morgue Because He Was 'Too Fat'

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06-20-2014, 08:50 PM


440-Pound Man Turned Away From Morgue Because He Was 'Too Fat'
 

A morgue in Western Australia wasn't able to accept a man's body because the corpse weighed 440 pounds.

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/20...weird-news

Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."
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06-20-2014, 09:45 PM

I can hear the hearse now, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP...

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06-20-2014, 10:35 PM (This post was last modified: 06-20-2014, 10:52 PM by knarnn.)

Quote:“It’s a load of crap … I could probably put a baby elephant in one of those fridges and it’d fit through the door, and they’re refusing entry for a human being," Cummings told the North West Telegraph.


Elephant calves typically weigh between 198 and 265 lb, according to the African Elephant Specialist Group.
Hilarious.


The author deserves some type of award for this.
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Quote:Hilarious.


The author deserves some time of award for this.
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