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Woman Hospitalized After Being Glued To Toilet Seat at Home Depot

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12-07-2013, 11:16 AM


Woman Hospitalized After Being Glued To Toilet Seat at Home Depot
 


GEORGIA - According to an incident report filed at the Banks County Sheriff's Office, a woman found herself glued to a toilet seat after using the restroom at the Home Depot store in Banks Crossing last week.  Someone allegedly put glue on every toilet seat in the women's restroom. Unfortunately, the woman didn't realize this until she was already stuck.
 

http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013/...Home-Depot

Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."
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12-07-2013, 11:40 AM

If I were the police (which would rip a hole in the universe, and all that) I would check the glue bottle for her fingerprints.  Sounds like a nice convenient 'pain and suffering' type of lawsuit.

 

God I'm so skeptical anymore.  Look what you people have done to me!

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12-07-2013, 11:52 AM

Quote:If I were the police (which would rip a hole in the universe, and all that) I would check the glue bottle for her fingerprints.  Sounds like a nice convenient 'pain and suffering' type of lawsuit.

 

God I'm so skeptical anymore.  Look what you people have done to me!



Since we have to "sit" when we do our business...no self respecting woman uses a public restroom with out first scrutinizing the seat! I always check out the seat and I won't even actually sit on it!
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???
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12-07-2013, 12:15 PM

If I have to take a numero dos I usually drop toilet paper on the seat so I dont get some dudes piss on my [BLEEP] 

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12-07-2013, 12:16 PM

Quote:Since we have to "sit" when we do our business...no self respecting woman uses a public restroom with out first scrutinizing the seat! I always check out the seat and I won't even actually sit on it!
 

I've had it described to me as 'the hover'.  
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12-07-2013, 12:19 PM

Quote:If I have to take a numero dos I usually drop toilet paper on the seat so I dont get some dudes [BAD WORD REMOVED] on my [BAD WORD REMOVED] 
 

Glue on your gluteus?  
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12-07-2013, 12:22 PM

Quote:Glue on your gluteus?  
 

egesta on my extractor 
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12-07-2013, 12:45 PM

Quote:I've had it described to me as 'the hover'.




Exactly!!!!
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12-07-2013, 03:20 PM

Quote:I've had it described to me as 'the hover'.  
 

Women squat and hover, men raise one leg. Everyone knows this. :yes:
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12-07-2013, 07:53 PM

Quote:Women squat and hover, men raise one leg. Everyone knows this. :yes:
 

That explains all the bent TP dispensers I see in the men's rooms.
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12-07-2013, 08:52 PM

Go before you leave..
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12-07-2013, 09:55 PM

Quote:That explains all the bent TP dispensers I see in the men's rooms.
 

Are they "bent" to the left, or "bent" to the right?

 

Not that there is anything wrong with taking notes about bents.
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12-08-2013, 12:12 AM

Quote:Go before you leave..

That's what I do. And if I got to go disputing my travels, my shopping will be cut short.
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