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Nude Woman Boards Red Line, Claims To Be ‘Goddess Of The Train’

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Nude Woman Boards Red Line, Claims To Be ‘Goddess Of The Train’
CHICAGO (CBS) – A 31-year-old woman is undergoing a psychiatric evaluation after she jumped a turnstile and boarded an ‘L’ train — naked. WBBM’s Bob Roberts explains.

Lady Godiva rode a horse, and this goddess rode the Red Line.

 

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2013/11/17/n...the-train/


Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."
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They couldn't have shown a better photo?


Bummer.


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How is it I'm always on the wrong train?


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You Americans are such prudes. Over here that woman would merely be considered to be folksy. Just the other day I was on the subway near where I work having a lovely conversation with a folksy lady who didn't believe in shaving. Apparently she no longer needs to carry pens in her purse any more.


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Quote:You Americans are such prudes. Over here that woman would merely be considered to be folksy. Just the other day I was on the subway near where I work having a lovely conversation with a folksy lady who didn't believe in shaving. Apparently she no longer needs to carry pens in her purse any more.
 

But every time she coughs she signs her signature.

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I googled it, from the ones I saw she had a somewhat decent body...so unless more pictures come out to show me otherwise 

 

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Quote:I googled it, from the ones I saw she had a somewhat decent body...so unless more pictures come out to show me otherwise 

 

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Don't stick it in crazy.

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Quote:Don't stick it in crazy.



I think that's Sammy's favorite kind!! :thumbsup:
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???
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Quote:You Americans are such prudes. Over here that woman would merely be considered to be folksy. Just the other day I was on the subway near where I work having a lovely conversation with a folksy lady who didn't believe in shaving. Apparently she no longer needs to carry pens in her purse any more.


So let me get this straight, your criticizing America for arresting a nude woman, for jumping on a train, claiming to be goddess of it, and heckling the passengers?


I love Europe, lived and studied there, like it more than America. Guarantee that would not fly anywhere.
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Quote:So let me get this straight, your criticizing America for arresting a nude woman, for jumping on a train, claiming to be goddess of it, and heckling the passengers?


I love Europe, lived and studied there, like it more than America. Guarantee that would not fly anywhere.


WHOOSH!
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Quote:You Americans are such prudes. Over here that woman would merely be considered to be folksy. Just the other day I was on the subway near where I work having a lovely conversation with a folksy lady who didn't believe in shaving. Apparently she no longer needs to carry pens in her purse any more.


Ugh.. Chainsaws must be popular. One to cut the trees to make shoes and Two to trim the beaver. Folksy indeed.
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