(04-15-2020, 09:27 PM)The Drifter Wrote:

(04-15-2020, 07:34 PM)Jags Wrote: So I’ve got an 11 yr anniversary coming up with the wife.  I understand I am Prince Charming and such, but with quarantine, self isolation and general be a hermit crab World we now live in, what should I do?  I can’t take her out.  Do I shower her with gift? Maybe a swiffer, perhaps? All our appliances are fairly new.  Vacuum makes no sense without carpet in the house.  After 17 years with this chick,(6 or 7 or who knows unmarried) I assume I’m in the clear and in the “old people” stage where she only expects my criticism and subtle hints of cleaning the bathroom.  But that just doesn’t seem right.  So, on lockdown, what do you prince charmins suggest?  Toilet paper?   Help a brother out.

To be clear, 11 years married and 16 or 17 years total together.   Like who really keeps tracks of this crap?

I do...… 2 years together then...…. 11 years married then...…  21 years divorced....

But back to your situation...…… Chocolate is always good.....

Hopefully I don’t get to that point.  
Maybe it’s because you went wrong with chocolates. Lol

Maybe I can use this social distancing thing in my favor.  Maybe use Zoom and ask her on a date.  Order some curbside pick up sushi, stream a movie then don blindfolds, I mean, face masks...

So perhaps you’d say “all I wanna do is a zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom”?  

Just be thankful you don’t work with me and hear ALL my corny  jokes.

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