Sirius XM has been playing “Down With the Sickness” way too much.  Ok song for the most part, except for the end.   But they’re overplaying it. I remember during 9/11 stations stopped played songs.  Such as “smoke on the water”.   I get it, 9/11 was different. This is a novelty and some aren’t taking it serious.  Whatever.  But can we play another song?  Or should I revert back to *shudder* terrestrial radio?

Listen to their (Disturbed) version of Simon & Garfunkels "Sound of Silence". YouTube the live version from the Conan O'Brien show. Freaking outstanding. 

And yeah, you have corny jokes. Lol.

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So I’ve got an 11 yr anniversary coming up with the wife.  I understand I am Prince Charming and such, but with quarantine, self isolation and general be a hermit crab World we now live in, what should I do?  I can’t take her out.  Do I shower her with gift? Maybe a swiffer, perhaps? All our appliances are fairly new.  Vacuum makes no sense without carpet in the house.  After 17 years with this chick,(6 or 7 or who knows unmarried) I assume I’m in the clear and in the “old people” stage where she only expects my criticism and subtle hints of cleaning the bathroom.  But that just doesn’t seem right.  So, on lockdown, what do you prince charmins suggest?  Toilet paper?   Help a brother out.

To be clear, 11 years married and 16 or 17 years total together.   Like who really keeps tracks of this crap?

16 plus years together and you think a Swiffer spells romance???  You're flailing around like a rookie here.  You need to personalize whatever you do if you're hoping it leads to the horizontal bop.  Make the day all about her.
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1)  Dinner -make, or get takeout of whatever her favorite is.
2)  A gift- NOT something that you spent 5 minutes picking out on Amazon.  Jewelry is always good.  Pay attention, this is important, it doesn't have to be expensive, far more important, it has to show EFFORT!
3)  The movie - a chick flick.  Romantic comedy good....Die Hard, not so much.

I'm so glad I'm not a typical woman. Lunch or dinner at our local oyster bar, a movie at the theater if something is showing that we both want to watch (at home if not) and some of my Port (wine) and some dark chocolate with a bit of peanut butter. 

I don't need flowers, don't like jewellery, don't really need anything. I'd probably like to have some pull-up assist bands.

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Sirius XM has been playing “Down With the Sickness” way too much.  Ok song for the most part, except for the end.   But they’re overplaying it. I remember during 9/11 stations stopped played songs.  Such as “smoke on the water”.   I get it, 9/11 was different. This is a novelty and some aren’t taking it serious.  Whatever.  But can we play another song?  Or should I revert back to *shudder* terrestrial radio?

Listen to their (Disturbed) version of Simon & Garfunkels "Sound of Silence". YouTube the live version from the Conan O'Brien show. Freaking outstanding. 

And yeah, you have corny jokes. Lol.

Checked it out, I liked it.  

Regarding the corny jokes... thanks for noticing.  I’ve got corny jokes and dad jokes galore.  Whether people like them or not.

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What happened to Larry King? For those of you old enough to remember, anyone wasn't anyone unless they sat down for an interview with Larry King. Actors, sports stars and heads of state booked an interview with Larry to be heard and seen. Now he does quackery infomercials. He's been married a bunch of times. Alimony must be keeping his pockets empty.

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What happened to Larry King? For those of you old enough to remember, anyone wasn't anyone unless they sat down for an interview with Larry King. Actors, sports stars and heads of state booked an interview with Larry to be heard and seen. Now he does quackery infomercials. He's been married a bunch of times. Alimony must be keeping his pockets empty.

I remember him.  Maybe not so much as others.  But perhaps time has taken its toll.  Different outlets, social media etc..

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Welp, gonna watch this Tiger King crap. Seen 2.5 episodes. Kinda on the hook at that point. Some freaking weirdos there.

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Chew on this. 

NO CHEATING!

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Can I use bolt cutters?

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Can I use bolt cutters?

Lol. That was my first thought.

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And we need a 3 digit code not 4?

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And we need a 3 digit code not 4?

3 digit.

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102?


That better be right.  I had to pull out paper and pen. Lol.  Fulfill everything.  I think

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Chew on this. 

NO CHEATING!

Figured it out.  Hint... the answer can almost be solved in the first 3 hints.

EDIT:  There are two possible answers to this.  It's either 012 or 042.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Chew on this. 

NO CHEATING!

Figured it out.  Hint... the answer can almost be solved in the first 3 hints.

Would you mind PM’ing me the answer?

Or HB.  Whichever

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042

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042

I was on those three digits but had them in the wrong order.  Then screwed it all up after I relook at it.   Idk the answer yet but I’m thinking you’re right

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Chew on this. 

NO CHEATING!

Figured it out.  Hint... the answer can almost be solved in the first 3 hints.

EDIT:  There are two possible answers to this.  It's either 012 or 042.

Upon further inspection I was wrong.  It's 042.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Chew on this. 

NO CHEATING!

Figured it out.  Hint... the answer can almost be solved in the first 3 hints.

EDIT:  There are two possible answers to this.  It's either 012 or 042.

It could be said that 012 is not correct because the second clue does not imply two right numbers. 
I argued this with my daughter who solved it before anyone else in the family.

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And we need a 3 digit code not 4?

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

And we need a 3 digit code not 4?

It was coming from HB and I didn’t trust him, lol.

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Figured it out.  Hint... the answer can almost be solved in the first 3 hints.

EDIT:  There are two possible answers to this.  It's either 012 or 042.

It could be said that 012 is not correct because the second clue does not imply two right numbers. 
I argued this with my daughter who solved it before anyone else in the family.

The second clue eliminates 1 because it already can not be in the left or right spaces.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.