Sarah: zach we have a hurricane coming
Zach: i know doll.
Sarah: did you get supplies?
Zach: yes……. ?
Sarah: Busch light is not supplies…. We need food and water zach… ya know… somthing we can survive on.
Zach: busch light has 95 calories per can, i am on a 2200 calorie a day diet… i am also more than capable of drinking a case within a 12 hour day which is 2280 calories so actually i would be in a surplus of calories by the end of the day.
Sarah: (rolls her eyes) laughs under her breath and walks away.
Zach: (whispers like mufasa under my breath) “ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE, YOUR READY, YOU HAVE TRAINED FOR THIS”
Sarah: (shouts from the hallway) “THIS IS WHY WOMEN LIVE LONGER”

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