(09-30-2021, 09:04 AM)homebiscuit Wrote: Has anyone heard the new Morgan&Morgan radio spots? They’re putting ambulance chasing slogans to children’s songs now. So far I’ve heard the bastardized versions or Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star and I’m a Little Teapot.

Good gawd our society has become so infantilized.

I haven't but I've noticed that any time I see that smug buttface on the telly I scream "screw you John Morgan!" before he even gets word on out his blubbery mouthhole.

My favorites are the ones where he attempts to be religious just to win over the churchyfolk looking for a quick settlement. "Mah favorite bah bool story is [blerp]." No explanation why, what relevance it has, or how it makes him a better person.

I mean, he could have worked it into his ads better:
"I personally think turning water to wine is a useful skill. If you've been hit by a drunk driver, call me at 1-800-BURP-DERP"

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(09-30-2021, 11:14 AM)homebiscuit Wrote:

(09-30-2021, 11:08 AM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: I’ve heard them, they kind of creep me out.

They’re downright weird. I can’t imagine who thought those would be a good idea for a commercial.

He probably sings these to his grandkids before they go to bed.

*shudders*

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