(10-13-2021, 05:31 PM)homebiscuit Wrote:

(10-13-2021, 05:26 PM)Jags Wrote: I’m not sure where to post this, I don’t want to get into my feelings about, so I’m not going to put it in the political section and I doubt many will actually believe it anyway. 

We stop at the gas station for a quick pee.  I round the partition separating the sinks from the urinal. Someone is already at the tall one. I head to the short one, and someone had thrown a rather large flyer in it. So you’d be splashing it back at you.  So I went back to wait.  As I turn around, I’m thinking “did I see that right?” .  So an employee and I are waiting (the stall was occupied).  And we’re waiting….and we’re waiting.  My employee joking checks his watch.  I mouth to him “is that a woman?”  He gives me a weird look.  Well, FINALLY this person is done.  And yes, it was a woman. Tran, whatever.  I can only hope he/she tried to use the stall and when occupied decided to try the urinal. Idk.  As you’d expect, “his” aim was off, go figure.  I had to straddle my feet over the piss that was on the floor. Like I said, I’m withholding my feelings about it.  But I just had to tell everyone!!!! 

I felt like I should have been a nice guy and given pointer or pro tips. First, whip out your…. Ok, let’s skip that step…

How is that physically possible? Why would she even want to?

Because I’ve now drunk  the day away, perhaps I can delve into this topic some more.  I will preface this by saying that I do not dare to google the “facts” that may or may not be stated.  And I doubt their authenticities. Upon our departure, obviously this was the talk in the truck.  After the same questions that (haha) arose, an employee tells us after taking hormones women develop or grow a nub.  Curious to growing more dick (seriously, what guy doesn’t want more, like of his own, not like more …you get it ) I inquire more about this nub growth.  He tells me that the “fun bean” gets bigger.  I asked if he realized that the clitoris is not where the woman pees  out of.  He is slightly confused.  I assure him that they pee from a urethra like us.  I tell him they are in the same zip cope, same neighborhood even.  But he insisted on the now uretha gets a nub. (I’m not fact checking that [BLEEP]). I doubt it’s legit.  Needless to say, I’m now mocking both this chick and my employee while trying to illustrate with my hands the labia majora and the clitoris. Think, camel toe hand and the first knuckle of the index finger of opposite hand protruding from it.  He tells me I’m now accurate. Aside from questioning his knowledge of such, I am also thinking that’s a [BLEEP] ton of foreskin for such a tiny wiener. I love that I have no HR dept.  we had fun with it.

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