(10-24-2021, 08:15 PM)The Drifter Wrote: A Roman legionnaire walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, “Five beers, please.”

True story. I walk into a gas station that we frequent A LOT!  Morning and afternoon.  Suffice to say all the employees know us. We were evening filling up this morning and the morning guy came out clapping and yelling the business name and saying “Let’s Go [my business name]”. Great prep talk, my guy! I take pride in being “the cool guy”.  An attendant Saturday, while getting dip, asks me if I want to hear a tasteless joke.  Well…yeah!   (This if the afternoon/night guy” on my day off.  Here’s the joke.

What do you call it when a whore farts?  I eagerly inquire “what?”

He responded with “A Prosti-“toot”

If it weren’t an adult joke, it would be one of them cute jokes. But I think it was his slight and modest right cheeck raise whilst saying “toot” that made it funny.  Definitely better said aloud than in print.

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(10-24-2021, 07:51 PM)americus 2.0 Wrote:

(10-24-2021, 06:12 PM)Jags Wrote: Boys, [and 2( and a half women)] I’ve got crabs.  I went out and spent a few bucks on my pleasure and returned home with crabs. 

A few of these buggers.  For my fishy tank.  I thought the shrimp was cool.  But so far, these guys are wowing me.

You're such a dork. Lol. 

If you're gonna have crabs at least make sure they're pretty. 

Dork, I am!  I plead no contest to those charges.

But I can’t exactly put king crab in my tank.  They’d boil alive in my 78 degree water.  And hermits aren’t really crabs IMHO. So I got the realest and tealest of real crab my reef tank can handle.

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