I took a dump in a Gender Neutral bathroom today....... It so bad the lady in the next stall changed her politics...... LOL

LMAO 

Gotta share that with my husband. His toilet adventures are why I'm 200% thankful I don't have a sense of smell. He likes to give me details. The first time I cleaned his bathroom after we got married was the last time. He's on his own with that. Lol.

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maybe it's a trap and they are hoping to catch a car. Don't test this theory with your vehicle, borrow another neighbor's ride.

Borrow a coupe and return a convertible?

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

As long as it's in the backyard and not the front.. The neighbors seem to frown on that..

True story..

Not gonna lie, there is a spot I suppose would be called “up front”. It is street side of the fence.  But it is dark provided neither I nor my neighbors have a light on in the rooms that are adjacent to this spot.  I’ve peed there a few times. A bit risky, but more so freeing.  I don’t think I can be seen there.  But, I’m not gonna fire myself over a misdemeanor. The neighbors can suck it.  Especially the new hottie.

What would you say to peeing in the garage, like on the cement floor?

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Not gonna lie, there is a spot I suppose would be called “up front”. It is street side of the fence.  But it is dark provided neither I nor my neighbors have a light on in the rooms that are adjacent to this spot.  I’ve peed there a few times. A bit risky, but more so freeing.  I don’t think I can be seen there.  But, I’m not gonna fire myself over a misdemeanor. The neighbors can suck it.  Especially the new hottie.

What would you say to peeing in the garage, like on the cement floor?

with the door open or not?

maybe that's why all these neighbors are leaving their doors open during the day, to air out what they do during the night?

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Not gonna lie, there is a spot I suppose would be called “up front”. It is street side of the fence.  But it is dark provided neither I nor my neighbors have a light on in the rooms that are adjacent to this spot.  I’ve peed there a few times. A bit risky, but more so freeing.  I don’t think I can be seen there.  But, I’m not gonna fire myself over a misdemeanor. The neighbors can suck it.  Especially the new hottie.

What would you say to peeing in the garage, like on the cement floor?

With door open or closed? Haha, what do you take me for, an animal? 

Can’t say that I would do that.  But I’m guessing you have?

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For the second time in almost 7 years, my daughter is spending the night at grandma and grandpa’s house. They live probably less than a mile away. We don’t try to pawn our kid off. So tonight, the Mrs and I have a fire going in the fire pit. Cooking filet, shrimp, home made garlic bread and some oysters to put on the fire. Now, if she can get off the phone with her son that now lives out of state and sick(my stepson), she can enjoy the evening and remind me why I married her. She really doesn’t need a reason because I’m just awesome. But between you and I…. (Not gonna finish that sentence) But boy howdy am I gonna get lucky tonight!!! May just be getting drunk, having dessert, or making another mini Jags. Win-win-win!

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Not gonna lie, there is a spot I suppose would be called “up front”. It is street side of the fence.  But it is dark provided neither I nor my neighbors have a light on in the rooms that are adjacent to this spot.  I’ve peed there a few times. A bit risky, but more so freeing.  I don’t think I can be seen there.  But, I’m not gonna fire myself over a misdemeanor. The neighbors can suck it.  Especially the new hottie.

What would you say to peeing in the garage, like on the cement floor?

Dude, the backsplash on that is horrible..

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What would you say to peeing in the garage, like on the cement floor?

Dude, the backsplash on that is horrible..

That was my first thought as well.  And judging by me responding to this, tells you where I’m at I’m my “win-win-win”.  Not over yet boys.  Where there’s a Willy, there’s a way! Winky winky buds!

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What would you say to peeing in the garage, like on the cement floor?

With door open or closed? Haha, what do you take me for, an animal? 

Can’t say that I would do that.  But I’m guessing you have?

No, had a buddy stop by the ranch and he stepped INTO the garage to take a pee. Mind you there's endless dirt in every direction he could've used. 

We've been arguing for a few weeks whether he's a heathen or not.

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With door open or closed? Haha, what do you take me for, an animal? 

Can’t say that I would do that.  But I’m guessing you have?

No, had a buddy stop by the ranch and he stepped INTO the garage to take a pee. Mind you there's endless dirt in every direction he could've used. 

We've been arguing for a few weeks whether he's a heathen or not.

He’s a heathen. A big balled one at that to take a piss in your garage.  Seems like a cool dude though!

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For the second time in almost 7 years, my daughter is spending the night at grandma and grandpa’s house.  They live probably less than a mile away.  We don’t try to pawn our kid off.  So tonight, the Mrs and I have a fire going in the fire pit. Cooking filet, shrimp, home made garlic bread and some oysters to put on the fire.  Now, if she can get off the phone with her son that now lives out of state and sick(my stepson), she can enjoy the evening and remind me why I married her.  She really doesn’t need a reason because I’m just awesome.  But between you and I…. (Not gonna finish that sentence) But boy howdy am I gonna get lucky tonight!!! May just be getting drunk, having dessert, or making another mini Jags.  Win-win-win!

If you’re on here getting giddy about getting lucky…you’re not doing it enough!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

For the second time in almost 7 years, my daughter is spending the night at grandma and grandpa’s house.  They live probably less than a mile away.  We don’t try to pawn our kid off.  So tonight, the Mrs and I have a fire going in the fire pit. Cooking filet, shrimp, home made garlic bread and some oysters to put on the fire.  Now, if she can get off the phone with her son that now lives out of state and sick(my stepson), she can enjoy the evening and remind me why I married her.  She really doesn’t need a reason because I’m just awesome.  But between you and I…. (Not gonna finish that sentence) But boy howdy am I gonna get lucky tonight!!! May just be getting drunk, having dessert, or making another mini Jags.  Win-win-win!

If you’re on here getting giddy about getting lucky…you’re not doing it enough!

But Is enough ever… enough for a guy?  At least for a straight guy.  I can see how for a gay guy there could be a “limit”

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https://scitechdaily.com/new-force-of-na...-collider/

HB, sup with it?

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https://scitechdaily.com/new-force-of-na...-collider/

HB, sup with it?

This is the first I've seen of this, but if proven to be true it would be a stunning discovery that could have far reaching impacts in the field of physics and untold technological potential. But it's on the quantum level so completely understanding it and how it could be applied would take years of research.

As the article explains, the Standard Model is how we explain everything in the universe and is the foundation principles of how physics is understood and applied; from interplanetary exploration to refurbishing raisin shakers. To discover another dimension would be earthshaking, but it also opens up the possibility of others. 

Quantum physics is a strange world. We have a pretty firm grasp of how things work on large scales (down to the atom), but no so much on the very small scale because how we understand the laws of physics changes dramatically. We're talking a world so small that an atom looks like a planet. But it's this small world that dictates how the big world behaves and even Einstein kept it at arm's length.   

Thanks for the link. I'll look into it some more.

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If you’re on here getting giddy about getting lucky…you’re not doing it enough!

But Is enough ever… enough for a guy?  At least for a straight guy.  I can see how for a gay guy there could be a “limit”

They’re still guys, I’m betting they feel the same way.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Where's all the trick or treaters? We usually have a steady stream of them between 6:30 and 8:00. So far about 6 kids have shown up. All this candy is going in the garbage, except the Almond Joys. Those are mine.

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Where's all the trick or treaters? We usually have a steady stream of them between 6:30 and 8:00. So far about 6 kids have shown up. All this candy is going in the garbage, except the Almond Joys. Those are mine.

We had over 200 kids.. cleaned us out and it's not even 8pm yet.. lights off and horror movie time..

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We had a butt ton. I hid in my house with the lights off like a bill collector was after me! In my immediate area, there are no little kids, so I don’t know where the hell all these kids came from. I’m not supporting anyone’s candy habit that doesn’t live in my hood…sorry not sorry.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

https://scitechdaily.com/new-force-of-na...-collider/

HB, sup with it?

This is the first I've seen of this, but if proven to be true it would be a stunning discovery that could have far reaching impacts in the field of physics and untold technological potential. But it's on the quantum level so completely understanding it and how it could be applied would take years of research.

As the article explains, the Standard Model is how we explain everything in the universe and is the foundation principles of how physics is understood and applied; from interplanetary exploration to refurbishing raisin shakers. To discover another dimension would be earthshaking, but it also opens up the possibility of others. 

Quantum physics is a strange world. We have a pretty firm grasp of how things work on large scales (down to the atom), but no so much on the very small scale because how we understand the laws of physics changes dramatically. We're talking a world so small that an atom looks like a planet. But it's this small world that dictates how the big world behaves and even Einstein kept it at arm's length.   

Thanks for the link. I'll look into it some more.

Haha no problem, thought you'd like it. I'm gonna try to find a cartoon on it so I can understand it.

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I've never had a trick or treater. 

I was pretty pumped this year but I ended up just setting the bowl of candy out for those jackals.

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Watching season 1 of All In The Family on Netflix. You couldn't make shows like that today, this damn woke snowflake generation would have a [BLEEP] heart attack watching Archie Bunker......

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."