(11-18-2021, 09:20 PM)homebiscuit Wrote:

(11-18-2021, 08:58 PM)Jags Wrote: Ok, I’ve got a weird question.  Perhaps I can google the probability of this happening, and I’m sure I will.  Sometimes when you’re on your own island (mower) you think Odd past events and other weird stuff.  I enjoy my job, it allows my mind to think and wonder.  Too bad it’s not any Einstein stuff. 

I saw a flying “V” of birds and recollected upon my childhood.  I was wearing a green pair of shorts and practicing baseball alone.  Throwing the ball high up and catching the “pop up”.  That is until a birdie pooped  on me.  Sure, reminds me of Stewart from Mad Tv, I think.  But yes a bird shat itself on me.  Made me wonder the odds of it happening.  Then asked others around me if that ever happened to them.  Long way of asking.  But have you ever had a bird bomb baste your body?

Yes, while standing at attention in formation inside an aircraft hangar while undergoing a personnel inspection. Right down my back. I didn't realize it until my division officer, who was inspecting, asks me "Homebiscuit, did you know a bird [BLEEP] on you?" "Uh, no sir." 

Regardless, I passed with an outstanding, which left the guy next to me fuming because he thought he should have gotten an outstanding as well. What can I say, the D.O. was a fellow Kentuckian and UK Wildcats fan.

Lmao.  I was only 5 or six maybe.  Ran inside to my mom all grossed out.  But in formation for inspection certainly takes the cake.  That’ll be hard to beat. 

Still curious to see how common it is from others.  I felt like it was something that happened to someone at least once in their life.   But asking around, I’m finding I may be wrong 

That reminds me my brother is known to let out some nasty farts.  He’s in the Army.  Told me they were in formation fo something.  He let one out and it was so rank that everyone around him including himself were mixed between laughing and holding back from dry heaving.  Of course it caught the attention to whoever was over it.  (I’m not military, I don’t know) he comes in to get on to the guys/chew them out and catches a whiff. From what I’m told, it even caught that guy off guard.  No one got chewed out.

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